The staff at World Wide HQ and Discount House of Worship has been hard at work choosing a caption winner, and researching some important blog stuff. Stuff like, where have all our subscribers gone, and does it have anything to do with anal bleaching?
First things first, the contest. We had a clear winner, as one caption received more than half of the first place votes.
But, there were plenty of chuckle-worthy captions. Some made the judges laugh even if the commentor didn't mean to.
So, here are the ones who scored points this week: Jenn, Speak Dog, Husbands Anonymous, LL, Douglas Dyer, Haley, Moooooog, Gin, Lady Sarcasm, Lola, Kate, and Dani.
But the winning caption was
And then, one day Paris Hilton finally learned to recycle
Second place was Husbands Anonymous, and third was Haley.
Congrats to the winners, and thank you for another great contest.
Now, we need to solve the mystery of our disappearing subscribers.
Just before cracking the anal bleaching story, we had 77. Now, we are bottoming out at 61. Did anal bleaching put us behind?
I can't believe it was our bacon vodka post, because outside of Hassidic alcoholics, who could have been upset enough to unsubscribe because of that?
Our caption this? No, we have had too many eye bleeding pictures in the past to think anyone got upset by that.
And it can't be because our posts suck. We have been producing mediocre posts for over 5 years, and this is the first time we have dropped so severly since we began tracking such things.
Our staff will be working on this. Any clues are appreciated.