The staff at Crotchety Old Man World Wide Headquarters and Discount House of Worship spent most of the week hiding under their desks from the Swine Flu (scientific health code number 867-5309.) They were finally convinced to come out and vote after HQ was thoroughly wiped down with Pine-Sol and Diet Dr. Pepper.
Anyway, we received nearly 50 captions, so the work was tough for them.
Lots of great captions received attention. Moooooog, Secondary Roads, My Daily List, WaltSense, Quirky, Lauren, FishHawk, Nooter, Swirl Girl, Tahtimbo, Philip Dyer, and Jessie.
Garden gnomes sure do come in a wide variety these days.
And the winner and the Zucchini goes to Douglas Dyer
Second place is Winky Twinky, and third was FishHawk.
Thanks to everyone for participating.
And as for the Swine Flu update, last I checked, it has reached the point where I don't want anyone breathing around my blog. Please read quickly and hold your breath while doing so. I'll be bleaching the website every 4 hours until further notice. Don't touch the screen, and don't ask for a bite of my sandwich. And no, I can't give you a ride to the doctor's office.
Sorry. I hope you understand, but the flu threat level has been raised from "Pretty darn serious" to "Holy crap, we are all going to die."
Help yourself to a Kleenex and get the heck out of here.
If we live through the night, I'll see youse tomorrow with more flu updates.