Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Caption This, Here's Your Sign Edition

Little different this week. What should we write on her sign?

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62 comments:

tahtimbo said...

Free to a good home!

MA Fat Woman said...

Way down yonder on the Chattahooche. Nothing's hotter than my hoochie coochie!

Quirkyloon said...

Might as well share, might as well smile, I need more Smokes in my little bitty life.

or


Will sing for little bitty smokes!

or

Attention Alan Jackson! Baby, I got your little bitty right here!

Haley said...

That's right baby - all this and no teeth. Come get me boys!

Haley said...

Will arm wrestle for cigarettes

Haley said...

I know what you're thinking ... F-you I'm a lady!

Haley said...

Suthern grls rokc!

The Offended Blogger said...

That's right boys, I got your Chattahoochie right here!

Lola said...

ALAN JACKSON, PLEASE BE MY BABY DADDY!

Adullamite said...

'Unisex' leads to this!

Marie said...

"UNION"

Oh wait, that was Sally Field.

Try this one:

"Will litter your house with beer cans and butts, use foul language and show you my tattoos for meth." cont'd on back "Except I don't know how to write any of that. So just give me the meth."

moooooog35 said...

"Guess my sex for $1"

moooooog35 said...

50% tobacco.

50% white trash.

110% bovine.

moooooog35 said...

Sarah Palin in 2012!

Lady Sarcasm said...

"I'm carrying his baby, will dance for food."

ReformingGeek said...

This is your brain on Crack.

Thinkinfyou said...

Uh,that's my mother.

Mike said...

I asked for the three wolf t-shirt and all i got was this lousy alan jackson.

Mike said...

Holey crap, i missed my award!

Sorry.

I got it now!

Teaches me for missing a few crotchety old posts.

Shawn said...

Y'all been saved?

Stacie's Madness said...

"I'm single, come and get me!"

Don said...

I'm Alan Jackson's brother!

Haley said...

No, I'm not Michael Chiklis -stop asking!

Sandee said...

Yikes. That scared me.

Have a terrific day Crotchety. :)

freetheunicorns said...

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady.

FishHawk said...

I HAVE come a long way, baby!!!

Secondary Roads said...

"Available."

Nooter said...

help me finish my sex change surgery

please donate generously

god bless

Nooter said...

for $1 i wont follow you to your wife/girlfriend/moms house and pretend we are more than just friends

god bless

Nooter said...

I'm a pc

Winky Twinky said...

It's 5:00 right here, right now

Winky Twinky said...

Come rock this jukebox baby

Husbands Anonymous said...

Welcome to Hickory County, James Dobson

Kate said...

Will work for heavy-duty armpit hair razor.

The Offended Blogger said...

This is Sparta!!!!!!

The Offended Blogger said...

I am a product of the Pro Life movement!

The Offended Blogger said...

Scratch and Sniff - 10 cents!

Paul Baines said...

Trading smokes for a strong deodorant (preferably unused).

Secondary Roads said...

High Mileage

(AJ 1998 album)

Secondary Roads said...

It Must Be Love

Secondary Roads said...

Remember When

Secondary Roads said...

Between the Devil and Me

PhilipDyer said...

Will put on more clothes for money.

PhilipDyer said...

Gum jobs - $5.

PhilipDyer said...

Come and get me before my junk hits its expiration date. It’s not June, 2004 yet, is it?

PhilipDyer said...

Will pose as a skinny girl’s “before” picture.

Jenn Thorson said...

And Billy-Bob's tractor pull run gets a 9.0 from the Hog Holler judge. One point was deducted for running over brother Bobby-Bob.

DouglasDyer said...

Urine needed for drug test. $5 a pint.

DouglasDyer said...

John 3:16

DouglasDyer said...

See Mama! I told you I'd make parole!

Bunk Strutts said...

RESPECT ME FOR MY BRIANS

FishHawk said...

Oh my, do I ever feel stupid. For I thought the key to winning this award was quality--not quantity (as in who wowed the judge(s) with the most clever caption as opposed to who overwhelmed him(them) with the most entries). No, this is not meant to be another caption submission, but if it's a winner, this is my entry and I'm sticking with it!

dani c said...

Is that Ally Kristie ?

dani c said...

$ 5.00 sucky sucky !!

Kate Rawlins said...

OK - OK - I'll hang the curtains !

Mr. Condescending said...

I suck dick for cash, or smokes

ettarose said...

Remember Madonna? It's me Madonna, hey look it's me, Madonna.

ettarose said...

Me love you long time for beer and wrestling tickets

ettarose said...

Alan! I WILL be your surrogate baby mama!

LL said...

"How do you like my new boob job? -- signed Thinkinfyou"

Jessie said...

i WENT TO A BLACKBOARD CONVENTION AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY SHIRT

FreakSmack said...

Alan, cleaned dead rats out of trailer. Come Home