Thursday, May 28, 2009

More Bacony Goodness

Here at Crotchety Old Man Research and Product Development Division, we try to stay at the forefront of consumer needs. Every so often, though, we do get scooped, so to speak, and another R&D department just managed to develop a product so revolutionary that we simply must tip our caps to them.

But it is hard not to be jealous, particularly when something is such a perfect item we can't believe we didn't think of it first. And this new product?

Bacon flavored vodka.

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How could we have missed this? Alcohol and pork products--our entire department should have been all over this as these are their favorite comestibles.

I am sad to announce, however, that it is currently only available in a few states out west like Idaho. Sorry, Kathy.

And effective immediately, the development of pizza flavored beer is our first priority. We may be a little late to the game, but we are still in it to win it.


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27 comments:

Marvel Goose said...

In my frat days, the pizza often got a beer bath from one of the sloppier brothers. As long as the beer wasn't too cold, no one complained.

As for bacon flavored vodka, I shudder to think of the hangover. Does it taste as good going up as it did going down?

Mr. Condescending said...

so tell us how it tastes crotchety. you bought the stupid thing. You bought it on QVC, along with that bacon flavored chewing gum.

Anna Liffen said...

Eow, that's gross!

Kathy said...

Yeah, but does it smell like bacon? Because I don't want it wafting up out of the little brown bag...

dizzblnd said...

OMG! I NEED this

Lauren said...

I can only imagine the horridness of this repeating on you.

ReformingGeek said...

Ah, but will it make a good margarita? You could add some bacon-flavored salt around the rim.

DouglasDyer said...

I have no doubt whatsoever that this would be Elvis' favorite beverage. God save the King.

Grace said...

Yup, yup that's what I was talkin' about! The taste reviews were not good.

moooooog35 said...

This will go awesome with my egg-flavored Red Bull.

nipsy said...

There is NOTHING in this world bacon will not go with.. Right now I think I'll go work on my patent for bacon flavored lube..should be a big hit;)

Don said...

Ya know...if I were drunk, I'd probably like that. Just figuring out how to skirt the food flavored liquor is the tough part.

Stacie's Madness said...

omg, hilarious...

Tiggy said...

Like the tequila grub, each bottle should contain a little chipolata wrapped in bacon.

Sandee said...

This sounds awful Crotchety. Just saying.

Have a terrific day. :)

Mike said...

pizza flavoured beer?

Domino's would hate me.

Nooter said...

ohhhh i want this now...

btw whats vodka?

Pricilla said...

Hmmm, if one gets pulled over by the police does one then not smell like one has been drinking but only like one has been porking?

Chris @ Maugeritaville said...

I've heard of Grey Goose, but Grey Pig? Who knew?

I like the pizza-flavored beer idea . . . get on that, Ol' Man, wouldja?

Sherry said...

I heard about this stuff yesterday. Yuck! I cannot imagine.

Da Old Man said...

@ Marvel: Vodka does have a tendency to not stay down, so that would be a concern.

@ Mr C: I never tried it. I just report the news. Though I would try it if it becomes available in NJ

@ Anne: It sounds bad to me, but someone must like it.

@ Kathy: I would guess it does. Could someone have to take a breathalyzer if they have bacon breath?

@ Dizz: Could have guessed that.
:)

@ Lauren: It could be bad. But I bet it makes a great bloody mary to wash down some eggs.

@ Reforming: I don't think so. But could work in other non fruity drinks

@ Douglas: Don't you know it.
:)

@ Grace: I knew you knew. It hit the local news here, so I guessed that you saw it, too.

@ Moooooog: It's part of the Denny's Grand Slam Breakfast, too.

@ Nipsy: Mrs will be placing her order as soon as you produce it.

@ Don: It would work in girlie mixed drinks, only.

@ Stacie: Glad you liked it.

@ Tiggy: That would work

@ Sandee: Thought you would be more adveturous.

@ Mike: Probably.

@ Nooter: Vodka is a snak in liquid form.

@ Pricilla: LOL

@ Chris: I'm putting the entire staff on it

@ Sherry: It's the newest bacony thing.
:)

along2481 said...

wow nice and perfectly your post.....thanks

Lin said...

I like vodka. But I don't like bacon. I wonder if I'd like bacon vodka??

Melanie said...

Not sure about the vodka, but do hurry with that pizza flavored beer, we're thirsty out here.

Me-Me King said...

Bakon - the perfect breakfast refreshment. And, I do look forward to the pizza flavored beer - it's a natural.

Keep up the great R&D!!! Maybe something in a cheeseburger flavored cola would be great.

Da Old Man said...

@ Lin: Worth trying.

@ Melanie: Working on it as quickly as possible

@ Me-Me: That sounds perfect. I'll get our top people right on it.

Mary@Holy Mackerel said...

Very cool! No longer do I have to go searching high and low for my pork rinds when I am planning a night of debauchery and heavy drinking!! It's all-in-one now!