Here at Crotchety Old Man Research and Product Development Division, we try to stay at the forefront of consumer needs. Every so often, though, we do get scooped, so to speak, and another R&D department just managed to develop a product so revolutionary that we simply must tip our caps to them.
But it is hard not to be jealous, particularly when something is such a perfect item we can't believe we didn't think of it first. And this new product?
Bacon flavored vodka.
How could we have missed this? Alcohol and pork products--our entire department should have been all over this as these are their favorite comestibles.
I am sad to announce, however, that it is currently only available in a few states out west like Idaho. Sorry, Kathy.
And effective immediately, the development of pizza flavored beer is our first priority. We may be a little late to the game, but we are still in it to win it.