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But it is hard not to be jealous, particularly when something is such a perfect item we can't believe we didn't think of it first. And this new product?
Bacon flavored vodka.
How could we have missed this? Alcohol and pork products--our entire department should have been all over this as these are their favorite comestibles.
I am sad to announce, however, that it is currently only available in a few states out west like Idaho. Sorry, Kathy.
And effective immediately, the development of pizza flavored beer is our first priority. We may be a little late to the game, but we are still in it to win it.
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27 comments:
In my frat days, the pizza often got a beer bath from one of the sloppier brothers. As long as the beer wasn't too cold, no one complained.
As for bacon flavored vodka, I shudder to think of the hangover. Does it taste as good going up as it did going down?
so tell us how it tastes crotchety. you bought the stupid thing. You bought it on QVC, along with that bacon flavored chewing gum.
Eow, that's gross!
Yeah, but does it smell like bacon? Because I don't want it wafting up out of the little brown bag...
OMG! I NEED this
I can only imagine the horridness of this repeating on you.
Ah, but will it make a good margarita? You could add some bacon-flavored salt around the rim.
I have no doubt whatsoever that this would be Elvis' favorite beverage. God save the King.
Yup, yup that's what I was talkin' about! The taste reviews were not good.
This will go awesome with my egg-flavored Red Bull.
There is NOTHING in this world bacon will not go with.. Right now I think I'll go work on my patent for bacon flavored lube..should be a big hit;)
Ya know...if I were drunk, I'd probably like that. Just figuring out how to skirt the food flavored liquor is the tough part.
omg, hilarious...
Like the tequila grub, each bottle should contain a little chipolata wrapped in bacon.
This sounds awful Crotchety. Just saying.
Have a terrific day. :)
pizza flavoured beer?
Domino's would hate me.
ohhhh i want this now...
btw whats vodka?
Hmmm, if one gets pulled over by the police does one then not smell like one has been drinking but only like one has been porking?
I've heard of Grey Goose, but Grey Pig? Who knew?
I like the pizza-flavored beer idea . . . get on that, Ol' Man, wouldja?
I heard about this stuff yesterday. Yuck! I cannot imagine.
@ Marvel: Vodka does have a tendency to not stay down, so that would be a concern.
@ Mr C: I never tried it. I just report the news. Though I would try it if it becomes available in NJ
@ Anne: It sounds bad to me, but someone must like it.
@ Kathy: I would guess it does. Could someone have to take a breathalyzer if they have bacon breath?
@ Dizz: Could have guessed that.
:)
@ Lauren: It could be bad. But I bet it makes a great bloody mary to wash down some eggs.
@ Reforming: I don't think so. But could work in other non fruity drinks
@ Douglas: Don't you know it.
:)
@ Grace: I knew you knew. It hit the local news here, so I guessed that you saw it, too.
@ Moooooog: It's part of the Denny's Grand Slam Breakfast, too.
@ Nipsy: Mrs will be placing her order as soon as you produce it.
@ Don: It would work in girlie mixed drinks, only.
@ Stacie: Glad you liked it.
@ Tiggy: That would work
@ Sandee: Thought you would be more adveturous.
@ Mike: Probably.
@ Nooter: Vodka is a snak in liquid form.
@ Pricilla: LOL
@ Chris: I'm putting the entire staff on it
@ Sherry: It's the newest bacony thing.
:)
wow nice and perfectly your post.....thanks
I like vodka. But I don't like bacon. I wonder if I'd like bacon vodka??
Not sure about the vodka, but do hurry with that pizza flavored beer, we're thirsty out here.
Bakon - the perfect breakfast refreshment. And, I do look forward to the pizza flavored beer - it's a natural.
Keep up the great R&D!!! Maybe something in a cheeseburger flavored cola would be great.
@ Lin: Worth trying.
@ Melanie: Working on it as quickly as possible
@ Me-Me: That sounds perfect. I'll get our top people right on it.
Very cool! No longer do I have to go searching high and low for my pork rinds when I am planning a night of debauchery and heavy drinking!! It's all-in-one now!
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