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TV ROCKS!!!
Killer Guard Dog on Duty
Here's Where They Keep the Funny
Who Am I?
I'm a crotchety old guy who enjoys ranting and raving about the injustices of the world. While many of my rants are political in nature, I can complain about almost anything. If I were a cartoon character, I'd be Grandpa Simpson or an elderly Eric Cartman.
And that is me in the picture. : )
And that is me in the picture. : )
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- Spelling Bee Winner
- Toasters Can Be Evil
- Caption Winner and Anal Bleaching
- More Bacony Goodness
- Caption This; Prom Dress Edition
- How Sad Is This?
- Happy Memorial Day
- So Much Technology, So Little Time
- The Excitement Never Ends
- Untitled
- Understanding the Female Mind
- Caption This, Here's Your Sign Edition
- Where Have All the Characters Gone?
- Whatever Became of?
- Saving TV for Future Generations
- File under "You can't make this crap up"
- Caption winner announced
- What a Coincidence!
- Caption This
- You Can Bank on It.
- Paranoid? Who? Me?
- Happy Mother's Day
- How About A Brazilian?
- Caption Winner Announced
- My Favorite Scammer Ever
- Caption This
- Happy Cinco De Mayo
- Zombie Apocalypse Confirmed by Government
- My First Invention;Time to Call Billy Mays
- Flu Update
- Caption winner announced; Swine flu update
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Need To Contact Me?
I can't imagine why, but I can be reached at:
jwlreebiz@aol.com
Put something in the title so I know it's not spam
jwlreebiz@aol.com
Put something in the title so I know it's not spam
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62 comments:
Free to a good home!
Way down yonder on the Chattahooche. Nothing's hotter than my hoochie coochie!
Might as well share, might as well smile, I need more Smokes in my little bitty life.
or
Will sing for little bitty smokes!
or
Attention Alan Jackson! Baby, I got your little bitty right here!
That's right baby - all this and no teeth. Come get me boys!
Will arm wrestle for cigarettes
I know what you're thinking ... F-you I'm a lady!
Suthern grls rokc!
That's right boys, I got your Chattahoochie right here!
ALAN JACKSON, PLEASE BE MY BABY DADDY!
'Unisex' leads to this!
"UNION"
Oh wait, that was Sally Field.
Try this one:
"Will litter your house with beer cans and butts, use foul language and show you my tattoos for meth." cont'd on back "Except I don't know how to write any of that. So just give me the meth."
"Guess my sex for $1"
50% tobacco.
50% white trash.
110% bovine.
Sarah Palin in 2012!
"I'm carrying his baby, will dance for food."
This is your brain on Crack.
Uh,that's my mother.
I asked for the three wolf t-shirt and all i got was this lousy alan jackson.
Holey crap, i missed my award!
Sorry.
I got it now!
Teaches me for missing a few crotchety old posts.
Y'all been saved?
"I'm single, come and get me!"
I'm Alan Jackson's brother!
No, I'm not Michael Chiklis -stop asking!
Yikes. That scared me.
Have a terrific day Crotchety. :)
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady.
I HAVE come a long way, baby!!!
"Available."
help me finish my sex change surgery
please donate generously
god bless
for $1 i wont follow you to your wife/girlfriend/moms house and pretend we are more than just friends
god bless
I'm a pc
It's 5:00 right here, right now
Come rock this jukebox baby
Welcome to Hickory County, James Dobson
Will work for heavy-duty armpit hair razor.
This is Sparta!!!!!!
I am a product of the Pro Life movement!
Scratch and Sniff - 10 cents!
Trading smokes for a strong deodorant (preferably unused).
High Mileage
(AJ 1998 album)
It Must Be Love
Remember When
Between the Devil and Me
Will put on more clothes for money.
Gum jobs - $5.
Come and get me before my junk hits its expiration date. It’s not June, 2004 yet, is it?
Will pose as a skinny girl’s “before” picture.
And Billy-Bob's tractor pull run gets a 9.0 from the Hog Holler judge. One point was deducted for running over brother Bobby-Bob.
Urine needed for drug test. $5 a pint.
John 3:16
See Mama! I told you I'd make parole!
RESPECT ME FOR MY BRIANS
Oh my, do I ever feel stupid. For I thought the key to winning this award was quality--not quantity (as in who wowed the judge(s) with the most clever caption as opposed to who overwhelmed him(them) with the most entries). No, this is not meant to be another caption submission, but if it's a winner, this is my entry and I'm sticking with it!
Is that Ally Kristie ?
$ 5.00 sucky sucky !!
OK - OK - I'll hang the curtains !
I suck dick for cash, or smokes
Remember Madonna? It's me Madonna, hey look it's me, Madonna.
Me love you long time for beer and wrestling tickets
Alan! I WILL be your surrogate baby mama!
"How do you like my new boob job? -- signed Thinkinfyou"
i WENT TO A BLACKBOARD CONVENTION AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY SHIRT
Alan, cleaned dead rats out of trailer. Come Home
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