Zombie Apocalypse Confirmed by Government

Not only has the US Government confirmed it, but the Mexican Government corroborates the information.

Here is the proof.

It was announced last week, that 150 had died from the Swine/Avian/H1N1 Flu.

Yesterday, it was announced that the number was around 20. That means that over 100 victims are now undead.

And, of course, undead=

Holy crap! Zombies

My blogging buddies Quirky and Jenn have been warning of this for months, and now, it looks like the Zombie Apocalypse is upon us.

But today is your lucky day...well, as lucky as one can be during the Zombie Apocalypse.

For a limited time, Crotchety Old Man World Wide will be selling everything you need to defend yourself amd your loved ones during these trying times.

Cricket bats in designer colors

Flamethrowers

Rifles

Or, for the ultimate in Zombie protection



Choose wisely.

And aim for the head.


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