Here's one of the pictures I risked my life for:

Video roulette is da best
It's just like you have been taken into the deep, seedy underbelly of legalized gambling.
Bet you feel dirty, now, too.
Ok, go take a shower, I'll wait.

Here's another, one of our many big wins at the slots.

You'll note we ran our 20 bucks all the way up to $36.60.
We were living la vida loca, baby.
Right after this the cocktail waitress came by and we ordered our drinks.
The Mrs. had a Mojito, and I had a Vodka martini--shaken, not stirred.
Ok, those were the most exotic drinks I could think of. She actually had a decaf coffee, no sugar, and I had a bottle of water. I suck as a party animal. After too many years of treating my body like an amusement park, I'm paying the price. I have gone from James Bondsesque adult beverages to Richard Simmons approved ones.
**sigh**
1 comments:
so? did you win big or what? and where the heck is my $5?
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