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The city of San Francisco's unofficial holiday mascot was unveiled and given a test drive today in the city park.
There's Sleepy, Dopey, Grumpy, and of course the eighth dwarf; Dildo, the Gay Red Dwarf. Magic mirror on the wall, who is the gayest one of all? The one in red skin, Dildo is with the "pink bullet" in his hand.
"And, suddenly, Santa realized that that the threat of being put on the 'naughty list' wasn't enough of a deterrent."
Travelocity; Why you want to travel with us. Free butt plug with every booking!
Knowing the long journey ahead would give him plenty of time to put the moves on Frodo Baggins, Gimli made sure he brought along his favorite sex toys.
"Hear ye, hear ye, all rise and worship thy holy buttplug!"
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mike
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As Christmas approaches once again, Santa can see why it is better to give than to receive.
ROFL! - looks like something Anne Summers might sell!
Papa Smurf's been way too busy.
And one one warm summer day, the world realized that Clifford the Big Red Dog no longer likes to hump legs.
Coming this Christmas, 2008: Bend-Over Barley Toys has teamed up with Innocent Inflatables to bring home a whole new kind of holiday cheer! Ho-Ho-Ho!
I give up. I can't find anything more funny than ma fat woman's response.
The Gnomosexual . . .
Now it all makes sense why Snow White lived with the Dwarves - the tramp....
With little tin horns and little toy drums . . .
Rooty toot toots and these thing in your bum . . .
Santa Claus is cumming to town . . .
HOLY SHIT!!!
Wow... I, um.... Wow. No, I'm not entering the caption contest.
It's hard to caption what you can't quite wrap your mind around...
Santa's new line of butt plugs is a real bell ringer.
Andy Warhol was right. "Art is what you can get away with."
The Mrs says: I know how proud you are of your toys, but could you please please put them away?
Look out, here comes Jolly Old St. Prick!
@ Everyone: Keep them coming. Great captions so far.
Jenn, your non entry may be a winner. LOL
NOW I KNOW WHY SANTA "COMES DOWN MY CHIMNEY". IT'S THE ONLY THING THAT FITS.
Sphincter Bells. . .
Sphincter Bells. . .
Sphincter all da way. . .
Oh, what fun it is to ride
Even though some think it's gay. . .
HEY!. . . :-0
(NTTAWWT). . .
Away to the window I flew like a flash, Tore open the shutters and threw back my sash.
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow, gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below.
When, what to my wondering ass should appear, But a miniature gay man, with eight inches of vinyl for my rear . . .
Seems like nowadays everyone is takin' it in the rear at Christmas time . . .
The town of Itchiass, Alaska erected a large inflatable statue of Santa Claus this week, commemorating the Christmas of 1978--the historic year that Kris Kringle forgot the toys and instead brought gigantic cotton candy suppositories for all of the children of the town.
'Wanna a lick?"
Santa finally figures out how to get what he wants for Christmas...
New York has the Statue of Liberty, San Francisco has the Statue of Sodomy...
hohohoho!
HO! HO! HO!HO!HOHOHOHOHO!!!! OH!OH!OH!OOOOH! OOOOH! Yes! Yes! Yes! Ahhhhhhhhhh..... yessssssssss....
[please forgive me for being tasteless. I almost didn't do it. No pun intended.]
Not all giants come with bean stalk.
This is quite possibly the gay son of Jaba the Hut and Santa Claus carrying the Gay Olympic Torch!
Holy buckets batman! I got nothing..!
Experience what it's really like to work in America!
Well hellfire and dalmatians, all y'all are perverts.
I knew I liked this group for some reason.
It was really hard (pun intended)to pick only 3 choices.
:)
Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle bell rock...Take a seat on my inflatable c**k.
Bradley, you had me at rock
ROFLMfurryAO
Introducing:
El French Tickler---The patron saint of battery-powered plastic toys.
After being forced into gay porn after the "The Smurfs" were cancelled, Papa Smurf (seen here) launches his new line of gell based ass plugs.
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