Wednesday, September 03, 2008

Caption This; Offensive Art: Win Prizes

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Paul McCarthy, artist

Disclaimer: Prizes are usually large blocks (500 or more) of Entrecard credits. (estimated value 10,000,000 Zimbabwe dollars.) No cash given in lieu of prize. Prize varies based upon my mood, and how many credits I have available. Winner's blog will be given featured spot on my blog. Decision of judges is final. Have your vote in by early Thursday. Just a hint, the earliest captions usually do best.

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40 comments:

MA Fat Woman said...

The city of San Francisco's unofficial holiday mascot was unveiled and given a test drive today in the city park.

TheFLy said...

There's Sleepy, Dopey, Grumpy, and of course the eighth dwarf; Dildo, the Gay Red Dwarf. Magic mirror on the wall, who is the gayest one of all? The one in red skin, Dildo is with the "pink bullet" in his hand.

The Natural State Hawg said...

"And, suddenly, Santa realized that that the threat of being put on the 'naughty list' wasn't enough of a deterrent."

ettarose said...

Travelocity; Why you want to travel with us. Free butt plug with every booking!

The Humor Bloggers said...

Knowing the long journey ahead would give him plenty of time to put the moves on Frodo Baggins, Gimli made sure he brought along his favorite sex toys.

Mike Foster said...

"Hear ye, hear ye, all rise and worship thy holy buttplug!"

peace,
mike
livelife365
I Miss My Hair

Bill said...

As Christmas approaches once again, Santa can see why it is better to give than to receive.

Jay said...

ROFL! - looks like something Anne Summers might sell!

Lauren said...

Papa Smurf's been way too busy.

Sensei said...

And one one warm summer day, the world realized that Clifford the Big Red Dog no longer likes to hump legs.

~*~Shadow.Crystal~*~ said...

Coming this Christmas, 2008: Bend-Over Barley Toys has teamed up with Innocent Inflatables to bring home a whole new kind of holiday cheer! Ho-Ho-Ho!

Bradley said...

I give up. I can't find anything more funny than ma fat woman's response.

Rubba said...

The Gnomosexual . . .

Dave said...

Now it all makes sense why Snow White lived with the Dwarves - the tramp....

Rubba said...

With little tin horns and little toy drums . . .
Rooty toot toots and these thing in your bum . . .
Santa Claus is cumming to town . . .

Orion said...

HOLY SHIT!!!

Jenn Thorson said...

Wow... I, um.... Wow. No, I'm not entering the caption contest.

It's hard to caption what you can't quite wrap your mind around...

Chat Blanc said...

Santa's new line of butt plugs is a real bell ringer.

kathcom said...

Andy Warhol was right. "Art is what you can get away with."

Skye B said...

The Mrs says: I know how proud you are of your toys, but could you please please put them away?

Chris said...

Look out, here comes Jolly Old St. Prick!

Da Old Man said...

@ Everyone: Keep them coming. Great captions so far.
Jenn, your non entry may be a winner. LOL

dana wyzard said...

NOW I KNOW WHY SANTA "COMES DOWN MY CHIMNEY". IT'S THE ONLY THING THAT FITS.

Rubba said...

Sphincter Bells. . .
Sphincter Bells. . .
Sphincter all da way. . .
Oh, what fun it is to ride
Even though some think it's gay. . .
HEY!. . .
:-0

(NTTAWWT). . .

Rubba said...

Away to the window I flew like a flash, Tore open the shutters and threw back my sash.

The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow, gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below.

When, what to my wondering ass should appear, But a miniature gay man, with eight inches of vinyl for my rear . . .

Rubba said...

Seems like nowadays everyone is takin' it in the rear at Christmas time . . .

Howard said...

The town of Itchiass, Alaska erected a large inflatable statue of Santa Claus this week, commemorating the Christmas of 1978--the historic year that Kris Kringle forgot the toys and instead brought gigantic cotton candy suppositories for all of the children of the town.

MA Fat Woman said...

'Wanna a lick?"

Midwest Mom said...

Santa finally figures out how to get what he wants for Christmas...

The Humor Bloggers said...

New York has the Statue of Liberty, San Francisco has the Statue of Sodomy...

This Brazen Teacher said...

hohohoho!

HO! HO! HO!HO!HOHOHOHOHO!!!! OH!OH!OH!OOOOH! OOOOH! Yes! Yes! Yes! Ahhhhhhhhhh..... yessssssssss....


[please forgive me for being tasteless. I almost didn't do it. No pun intended.]

Orion said...

Not all giants come with bean stalk.

Anonymous said...

This is quite possibly the gay son of Jaba the Hut and Santa Claus carrying the Gay Olympic Torch!

kleiner88@ameritech.net said...

Holy buckets batman! I got nothing..!

Donald B. Dousharm said...

Experience what it's really like to work in America!

bchbear said...

Well hellfire and dalmatians, all y'all are perverts.
I knew I liked this group for some reason.
It was really hard (pun intended)to pick only 3 choices.
:)

Bradley said...

Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle bell rock...Take a seat on my inflatable c**k.

bchbear said...

Bradley, you had me at rock
ROFLMfurryAO

The Hypocritical One said...

Introducing:
El French Tickler---The patron saint of battery-powered plastic toys.

dadthedude said...

After being forced into gay porn after the "The Smurfs" were cancelled, Papa Smurf (seen here) launches his new line of gell based ass plugs.