Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Caption this; win zucchini

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54 comments:

CH!CA said...

"Playing mutt, not the best time passer."

Swirl Girl said...

"Portrait of an artist as a young dog."

or

"Dick Cheney can't get on the lecture circuit since leaving the White House. Instead, you can hire 'Farkle' the Wonder Pooch for your kid's next birthday party.


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please tell me this is not you, crotchety... or that you had anything to do with this photo...or that any real animals were harmed in the making of this photo.

Mike Foster said...

Furry fun, anyone?


peace,
mike
livelife365

Shawn said...

They never said as much, but Phil was secretly certain this photo was the reason he didn't get the teaching job.

HumorSmith said...

It was at that moment Herb finally admitted to himself that perhaps his wife didn't actually understand "doggy style".

AmyOops said...

bear's gonna hit it

LOBO said...

"My God man are you daft? Without a coaster, that water bottle is going to leave a ring on your furniture!"

dizzblnd said...

The bear felt so dirty and ashamed after "the act" he slit his wrists and dies right there on the spot

Me-Me King said...

Seen here in its natural habitat, the rare Lounge Puppy romps on all fours.

Marie said...

It must have been the Puppy Chow.

Petra a.k.a The Wise (*Young*) Mommy said...

"Joe is pretty sure someone slipped him a roofie at the Halloween party."

Dutch Boy said...

honey why do you want to have a baby, when you got me

ReformingGeek said...

How to rid yourself of long-winded guests? Have Bob show them his "dog".

Lauren said...

Lauren's last date.

Don said...

WTF? I thought I was weird. Some of the pics make me feel like a friggin' priest... Well, maybe not that.

moooooog35 said...

It was on or about this time that we started hiding the Vicoden from Uncle Jim.

moooooog35 said...

"Beethoven, Part 3" goes straight to DVD.

rubbish said...

Years of being Bubbas bitch in prison still bore heavy scars on Crotchety Old Man.

Douglas said...

Before his nightly webcam show, Dwayne always has the Charmin bear check for pieces of toilet paper.

Nooter said...

crotchety was startled when he realized hed forgotten to turn off his web cam.

HealthNutWannabeDad said...

"Dad?"

Paul

Eat Well. Live Well.
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PurpleGreenPops.com

Stacie said...

oh i have nothing.
this picture is distrubing.

C.B. Jones said...

"The erotic mating habits of bears and dogs, FINALLY revealed!"

Paotie said...

Peter discovered that S&M is not as he had originally thought.

bchbear said...

AmyOops said...

bear's gonna hit it



ROFLMfurryAO

bchbear said...

Isn't that bear in the big blue house?

Or in this case bear in the big gay house

LOL

FishHawk said...

What happens when crotchety old men stop yelling at cars and start chasing them.

Jormengrund said...

*Spoken in the tone of the Croc Hunter*

Here we find the infamous "Wild Dog" that has terrorized the internet for the last few years.

As you can see, he's not quite in his normal habitat, as he's got the stuffed bear from the kid's room that he's using as a prop.

If you want to see him in all of his glory, just drive your car by his house, and wait for him to attack your bumper.."

Kirsten said...

I think someone slipped Uncle Joe a ruffie!

Sadie said...

'I woke up a little dazed from a night of hard drinking and rolled over on the strange couch only to see this staring at me.'

-excerpt from How I Became a Lesbian

Mike said...

Joe dresses up to audition to play the young Barf in the upcoming filming of "Space Balls 2 - The Prequel".

Jormengrund said...

It's the little things like this that drive the missus to drink..

Jormengrund said...

Somehow we knew uncle Scooter was missing his dog when he showed up to the family reunion dressed like this...

Jormengrund said...

Teddy bear: $25

Pacifier: $5

Having this picture posted on the internet:

Too much for one person to handle.

Jormengrund said...

This man is the reason Clifford the Big Red Dog really got his break..

Jenn Thorson said...

In a dog eat dog economy, Jerry began his mascot career for the North Bergen Petsmart

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Matt said...

Spuds Mackenzie attempts a comeback far past his prime.

Kevin John said...

"My mortgage just reset and I haven't been myself lately."

Sherry said...

I vote for HumorSmith's caption.

I Hate Commercials said...

"Where the AIG bailout money really went to"

Venom said...

Winnie the Pooh takes it up the hoop

~*~Shadow.Crystal~*~ said...

"If this doesn't get me on the Jerry Springer show, I don't know what will!"

"Sexual degenerates: helping us feel superior, one diaper at a time"

"Am I still a paedophile if I switch my focus from humans to other animals?"

Stuffed bear: "I feel so violated; so ashamed; so dirty!"

Stuffed bear looking down: "Hey, that hole wasn't there before!"

"Furry Fetishist demonstrates why some things should remain stigmatised."

Some hick in some hick-like locality: "See, Ma, I told ya! If they let them homos get married, the perverts will just keep pushing for more! Now the man wants to be a dog, next he'll want to marry one!"

Stuffed bear: "Dude, seriously, did ya have to drop the pants right under my nose?"

The internet: Blending your private life with your public life, leading to the destruction of both.

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Please don't tell us where you found that photo... I ran into some "furries" when I was doing research on Second Life (for school), but up until now, I've had the pleasure of never having seen a real life picture of one. Any more of that and I'm going to develop a fear of dogs and children. ;-P

Nancy said...

Wow, honey that was good, I'm exhausted, you are a stud, let me sit in the corner and rest while you suck on your binkie.

Lola said...

Hey Goldilocks, Papa Bear needs a ba ba and a diaper change.

kalos_eidos said...

"There was a farmer had a dog,
and Weird-o was his name-o......"

Kirsten said...

Joe took his eHarmony picture in front of a lot of books, so the chicks know he's really smart.
Good thinking!

Dave said...

Two Girls One Cup - take one

MA Fat Woman said...

I got nothin'

The Hawg! said...

"Insanity -- it's not always funny."

Mike Foster said...

Spank me, I've been a bad freak.


peace,
mike
livelife365

Barako Brew said...

".... with just a little more effort, I bet that stuff bear behind me wouldn't be able to resist humping me"



- Ez of Barako Brew

dani c said...

Lemon Partyyyyyyyy !!!

Technodoll said...

You're only gay if you're taking it.

or

"Look, ma! No hands!"