Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Caption This

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60 comments:

CH!CA said...

"I DON'T WANNA MAMA!! This ain't fried like yo promised!" WAAAAH!!"

MA Fat Woman said...

Pilfered early photos of the MA Fat Woman surfaced recently and were expected to bring nearly a dollar apiece at the upcoming Sotheby's auction.

Marvel Goose said...

Brain Freeze!

HumorSmith said...

Timmy Bob wowed the judges of American Idol with his highly original performance of

"Meloncholy Baby"

Me-Me King said...

Watermelon, Watermelon,
Watermelon Rind
Don't you dare look at
My fat behind!

Dutch Boy said...

MAMA......why do I always get the smallest piece

dizzblnd said...
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dizzblnd said...

So it IS true, you CAN get pregnant from eating a watermelon seed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

moooooog35 said...

THESE ARE SEEDS, NOT M&M'S!!!

moooooog35 said...

Delicious fruit was Fatman's Kryptonite.

moooooog35 said...

Ten bucks says this is where all the e-coli comes from.

Sherry said...

Just plant a watermelon at the head of my grave,
And let the juice run through.

Hindleyite said...

"I really hope you aren't taking a photo of this, Mum, or I'll live forever in infamy as the star of a series of not-at-all humorous Photoshops in which I hold various items of fruit and/or vegetables. I only want to be like Pavarotti! Is that so much to ask?"

Sorry 'bout that, went on a bit of a rant there.

Sean Donland said...

La la la la la la Bamba

ReformingGeek said...

"Mo-om. Cousin Manny just told me you are what you eat and called me FatFace RoundPants. I AM NOT A WATERMELON!"

Strawberry Anarchy said...

I wanted a watermelon candy and a chupa chup and you gave me this... wwwwaaahhh

(need to add the waaahhhh in, it seems to be what you do around here)

I Hate Commercials said...

"It's too smaaalll! You said I could have the big piece!"

Jenn Thorson said...

Augustus Gloop was disappointed to find that not everything in the Wonka factory tasted like chocolate.

Paotie said...

Little Timmy wanted to be Wally Watermelon after reading about the adventures of Johnny Appleseed, and after eating too many seeds, Timmy decided he didn't like Johnny Appleseed or his stupid adventures anymore.

Jormengrund said...

After a rousing rendition of the "Truffle Shuffle" (Thanks Goonies!) Chunk proceeds to do his best impersonation of the Nutty Professor by chanting "Hercules! Hercules!" while downing a piece of watermelon.

Lola said...

Waaah! I thought you said this was a pie eating contest?

Venom said...

Tracy Byrd as a child...

"When the band started playing the watermelon queen said
Let me show you something that you ain't never seen
She grabbed me by the arm said come on let's go
She dipped down spun around and doe-see-doed
She rocked back on her heels dropped down to her knees
Crawled across the floor then she jumped back on her feet
She wiggled and she giggled beat all you ever saw
Said this is how you do the watermelon crawl

She said we got a hundred gallons of sweet red wine
Made from the biggest watermelons on the vine
Help yourself to some but obey the law
If you drink don't drive do the watermelon crawl"

Sandee (Comedy +) said...

How in the heck am I gonna keep my figure eating watermelon?

Have a great day Crotchety. :)

Matt said...

The Plane...The Plane...!!

Stacie said...

"ah num num, next is your head"

nonamedufus said...

Herbie Hancock...The Artist As A Young Man

moooooog35 said...

How the mafia gets criminal watermelon to talk.

moooooog35 said...

The McWatermelon debuts to scathing reviews.

Sue said...

I thought you said this would taste as good as candy!

Douglas said...

His blowdart now sticking firmly in the boy's dimpled buttocks, Marlin Perkins was still on edge. He knew it would take at least three men to weigh this specimen then tag him and release him back into the wild.

Shawn said...

As Raul geared up to headbutt the watermelon for a third time, we realized the doctors were probably right.

Lauren said...

I bit my tongue!

Nooter said...

coming soon to a theater near you:

Attack of the Killer Watermelons!

C.B. Jones said...

Arg! this thing tastes like Zima!

Swirl Girl said...

After finishing all of his Halloween candy (and his sister's and his brother's) Javier decided to go after the Jack-O-Lantern...

freetheunicorns said...

You lying bitch, this fruit!!!

HumorSmith said...

"Hey Uncle Johnny, you bastard! This ain't no freakin' harmonica!!"

Douglas said...

As a child, Enrique was always happy to lend his special talents to the "Most Frightened Wedge of Watermelon" contest.

~*~Shadow.Crystal~*~ said...

In Soviet Russia, watermelon bites you!

Margo said...

It ain't funny, Bubba. Don't make me eat anymore, I've already et 4 of em. I don't wanna get fat like you.

Hindleyite said...

"Hey Uncle Johnny, you bastard! This ain't no freakin' harmonica!!"

LOL :)

Orion said...

Why do i have to make my own bicycle helmet?

Orion said...

Mom: Charlie!! Come up for air!

Charlie: *GASP*

Orion said...

Are you sure this is where babies come from?!?!?!

Orion said...

i said SHE NEEDED big melons, NOT ME!! :(

The Queen said...

You said it was seedless.. I'm gonna sue, I think I broke a tooth!

Paul Baines said...

My mouth says yes but my belly says no!

Megan from Australia said...

"Who sucked all the chocolate off?!"

Chat Blanc said...

Ay, yi, yi-yi,
I got mel-on in my ey-e!

The Self-Deprechaun said...

Oh No! My precious watermelon, my best friend...num num num. delicious best friend.

VE said...

I was going to caption but then I read Jenn's. I can't compete with that...

Quirkyloon said...

Waaah Moo-ooom dis one has seeds! You promised!

The Fitness Diva said...

"I feel goo-ood" danananananana
"..I knew that I would, now"
danananananana

"I fee-ee-eel good" danananananana
"..I knew that I would, now"
danananananana

"So Good!" da da
"So GOOD!" da
"I got FOOD!!" da da da da DAH!

lisleman said...

Young Rod Blagojevich auctioning off his watermelon piece.
==
TARP is replaced by WARP Watermelon Assistance Recovery Plan.
==
I need more stimulus to finish this piece.

dani c said...

Those effin neighbor kids are bacccckkkk !!!!!!!

soes58 said...

Billy Bob throws his head back and gets ready to do his impersonation of a charging Rhino eating a big juicy water lily.

moooooog35 said...

Dr. David Banner's early experiments with irradiate fruit go horribly, horribly wrong.

Jormengrund said...

How Luccio Pavarotti got his start:

Singing for his supper

Kevin John said...

"YOU MEAN I GOTTA SHARE THIS???"
"Waaaaaaaaaaaaa"!

{An analogy of the stimulus recipients}

Technodoll said...

Aaaaa! Yeeeessssssss! Sticky melon orgasm!!