Sunday, March 01, 2009

Sunday morning whatsis

Can you guess what these are?

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57 comments:

~*~Shadow.Crystal~*~ said...

Facecloths? Receiving blankets? High fashion cloth diapers? Towels? Tried to zoom in, but looks like that's as big as it gets. The odd-ball lower corner makes me figure it's more than just a towel or blanket. Maybe one of those sleeping bags you get when you gold them a certain way. ;-P

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Lauren said...

baby bibs.

The Self-Deprechaun said...

fashionable sanitary wipes?

Lola said...

burping towel

Sherry said...

Baby paraphernalia?

shyne said...

Baby potholders for Dads changing nasty diapers?

Thinkinfyou said...

Cute baby smotherers?

ettarose said...

Because of the cute little pictures on them I assume they are for a child? Lap pads?

Don said...

Look like baby washcloths...Then again maybe not. Puppy diapers? Oh, please say no!

Trukindog said...

Pot holders for gay men who wish they could have babies?

ReformingGeek said...

My first guess was bibs but maybe quilting squares or the remnants from a quilt?

Mary Moore said...

Baby cloths?

Joel Klebanoff said...

Pot holders lining up for a session of group sex. You probably didn't know they were into that sort of thing.

Junk Drawer Kathy said...

Can't be just towels. They appear to have at least one pocket (two pieces sewn together, one lower than the other, if my eyes aren't messing with me). That doesn't help me know what they are, but I know they aren't towels or bibs or wipes or something simple. Do I win a prize?

C.B. Jones said...

Decorative bean bags?

Michelle said...

Diapers of some sort????

Darryl said...

A pile of crap?

nonamedufus said...

Baby Blankies...no, no, not just because they're tiny blankets but they're for babies after they've come out of their baths...no?

Da Old Man said...

@ everyone so far: Nope. Would I choose something so easy?

Exaggerator said...

I would have to guess toaster covers (for when the toaster wasn't in use).

Grace said...

Everything I would have guessed has been - burp cloths, wash cloths - can't wait to see the answer...

PaulsHealthBlog.com said...

Coach cushions for a baby's bedroom.

Paul

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Joel Klebanoff said...

I've got it. Forget my earlier guess of pot holders lining up for group sex. That was just plain silly. They're a collection of blankets for gerbils. This time I'm sure.

Melanie said...

Those new pocket thingys for making baked potatoes in the microwave?

The Hawg! said...

I've got it! Scented fabric to ward off babies.

It's one of Crotchety's patented designs!

Kevin John said...

Obviously they are safety mittens you have to wear when you need to go into your teenager's room to make sure the smokey smell isn't coming from all the electrical connections.
What do i win?

Quirkyloon said...

They are toaster covers!

(If I'm right, do I get a zucchini? heh heh)

Da Old Man said...

@ Everyone: Still not a correct guess.

~*~Shadow.Crystal~*~ said...

Bandanas for the toddler gangs? ;-P
This is driving me nuts. lol

Deb said...

PeePee TeePees or the equivalent of?

ReformingGeek said...

chair cushions?

Joanie said...

small mattresses (maybe originally crib mattresses?) for your grandkids to sleep on at your place?

Joanie said...

Oh wait! I got a closer look! Kiddie placemats?

Chunks of Reality said...

Little cloths to use while giving a baby a bath?

They're cute! ;)

Technodoll said...

Squares of weird-ass material?

Julia D said...

how about reuseable flannel diaper liners?

Julia D said...

Or reusable baby wipes?

Da Old Man said...

@ all: Nope.

Melanie said...

Potholders.
The baby print is merely a clever ploy to throw us off track.

Maureen said...

Washable liners for the bottom of a diaper pail...

Joanie said...

changing pads, for laying the baby on when you change the diapers? I'm running out of guesses!

Joanie said...

baby sleeping sacks? like a sleeping bag?

~*~Shadow.Crystal~*~ said...

Menstrual pads?

Junk Drawer Kathy said...

OK, I'm gonna go all out and say that they're what you can hold a colostomy bag in.

Joanie said...

doilies? dust cloths? wash rags?

Da Old Man said...

@ all: Still nope.

Jenn Thorson said...

Swatches from old pajamas?

Quilting squares?

Hindleyite said...

Toast warmers? :D

Swirl Girl said...

Stolen blankets from hospital nursery repurposed as dribble cloths for Crotchety Old Man?

Kate Rawlins said...

Aromatherapy sachets ????

Kate Rawlins said...

or sachets of catnip ?

Da Old Man said...

@ Everyone: Very creative. Wrong, but creatively so.

Julia D said...

OK, I think I got it - are they eco-friendly (washable) pee pads for non-house-broken pets and babies?

Julia D said...

Or, last guess from me - large nursing pads

Lin said...

False Teeth holders? Drool bibs for Seniors?

Lipstick said...

Baby washcloths...possibly homemade. I've washed about a million of these...