Ok, I'm confused by the whole St Patrick's Day legends and rituals.
First, St Patrick was born to Roman parents, so, that would make him Italian. Second, he was born in Scotland or Wales, so he could be Welsh or Scottish. So, what the hell is up with all the Irish stuff?
And worse, what the hell is up with that dinner?
I go to my local Jewish Deli and get boiled spuds and boiled cabbage, along with some greasy beef. What kind of meal is that?
Now get serious here, wouldn't lasagna make for a better dinner? Add a loaf of garlic bread, maybe a little vino, and that beats the crap out of green beer and my Jewish Deli special dinner.
Now, I just have to convince the Crotchety Old Lady.
Looks like I'll be eating boiled potato and cabbage tonight.
But, at least the Jewish rye bread is really good.
Just for fun, here are some pictures and reviews of my local Jewish Deli (it's about 5 minutes from my house):