Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Caption This: Celebration Weeks Edition

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65 comments:

Jen said...

"This is what happens when the babysitter won't let me watch iCarly"

Mr. New Dilemma said...

Move over Drew Barrymore, there is a new firestarter in town!

Quirkyloon said...

I like fire.
Fire is good.
Fire is our friend.
I like fire.

Shawn said...

E-Z Bake Oven: Not so E-Z.

Lola said...

My Barbie TOLD Ken to stop smoking in bed.

moooooog35 said...

Jenny finds out that Webkinz ARE flammable.

dizzblnd said...

What do you mean I can't have a cell phone?

moooooog35 said...

"The Anarchist's Cookbook - Dr. Suess Edition" claims it's first casualty.

moooooog35 said...

...and this is how the Jonas Brother's takeover of the world began...

Mike said...

"I did that with my mind. Hasbro is next."

dani c said...

"they kept calling me the spawn of Satan."

FishHawk said...

I hate peas. I mean, I really, really hate them.

ReformingGeek said...

Tabitha responds to her mom Samantha's questions: "You said you didn't like that nosy bitch. All I did was touch my nose and give it a little wiggle."

GoingLikeSixty.com said...

Disaster Girl always shows up, even when not invited.

Lauren said...

Carrie lives!

C.B. Jones said...

"Who's got cooties now, #$%@&!"

Jormengrund said...

"Wanna see what else I can do?"

Jormengrund said...

If at first you don't succeed, burn down the neighbor's house and start over again...

Jormengrund said...

Little Kymmie took the Talking Heads song "Burning Down the House" seriously to heart..

Jormengrund said...

In times like these, isn't it good to know that you have fire insurance?

You don't?

Well, at least you've got a great arsonist then!

moooooog35 said...

Momma don't hit me no more.

moooooog35 said...

Shortly after this, a young Lorena Bobbitt turned her destructive tendencies towards penises.

earthtoholly said...

Having received a chintzy, plastic firetruck for her birthday, Drusilla decided to take matters into her own hands.

Don said...

This should be good. This picture is open to a million captions. Hehehe...

Joel Klebanoff said...

That'll teach them to send me to bed without my favorite dessert, Peach Flambé.

moooooog35 said...

This PSA is brought to you by the "Vasectomy Doctors Guild of America"

Nooter said...

firemen are sooo hot!! (siiigh)

Anonymous said...

yep. you were right this is much better than the one you almost chose...

Petra a.k.a The Wise (*Young*) Mommy said...

I have no caption for this because the others are so good. But this picture is disturbing.

Sandee (Comedy +) said...

Saying no to me is just not an option. :)

drtygrty said...

What part of "I don't like broccoli" didn't you understand??

freetheunicorns said...

Next time I bet you'll let me stay up past my bedtime, won't you bitch.

Lady Sarcasm said...

"Yah, my name is Carrie beyatch!"

Kate said...

"That's right. I did it. Heeeeeee. Next week I'm going to poison the well. Fuckers will let me stay up past 9 if it kills even me."

Douglas said...

Firegirl used to be a total shit before Professor Xavier took her to the Xmen institute.

Douglas said...

Daddy held the lighter, all I did was fart.

moooooog35 said...

Frustrated by the confusing time-travel plot twist in this season of "Lost," Katie aims her displeasure to J.J. Abrams directly.

Jormengrund said...

"Just wait until I tell daddy that it was the TV repairman in mommy's bed that tipped over that candle.."

Jormengrund said...

Finding out that anger being expressed as frustration wasn't getting through to her parents, Deviana tried something a bit more drastic the next time...

Jormengrund said...

A young Amy Winehouse learns early on how to "Bring the house down"

Jormengrund said...

Yet another reason that retro-active birth control should be pursued.

HealthNutWannabeDad said...

Jen, your caption is the best! Our two year old son is HOOKED on iCarly!

And at the beginning of every episode, my wife and I have to get in there and dance with him! And since we now have the first season on DVD, after awhile, it is quite a workout!

Paul

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Jormengrund said...

"See that? There's more than one way to get out of eating broccoli!"

Jormengrund said...

"I told daddy that reheating pizza in the box wasn't such a good idea.."

Swirl Girl said...

R.E.D.R.U.M.
R.E.D.R.U.M.

Swirl Girl said...

"Take that Countrywide..."

moooooog35 said...

"Now I just sit and wait for Obama's Arsonist Bailout plan."

Sadie said...

"Elmo made me do it."

Staci said...

They should have gotten me that pony.

Thinkinfyou said...

That will teach that bitch to not buy Girl Scout cookies from me! Oh well,at least I earned my fire starter badge!

I Hate Commercials said...

"They'll never make me eat peas again."

Technodoll said...

May I please have another marshmallow?

LL said...

I knew we shouldn't have put all those candles on Crotchety's birthday cake.

Phillipia said...

"I told him not to mess with me...."

Alicia aka "Fashiona" said...

I only "look" cute!

HumorSmith said...

1."But you said you wanted a hothouse Mommy!"

2."Mommy! Guess what? We learned a new word in school today. A-R-S-O-N."

3. "So then I asked Jimmy where he got the matches..."

4. "Honest, Mr.Mulder. I don't have any idea how it started."

5.Fire Marshal Bill decided right then he was never going to authorize a "bring your child to work day" at the station again.

6, "We're dwivin' in your cah, you turn on the wadio...."

Mike Foster said...

"Yeah, that's right, I did it."


peace,
mike
livelife365

Mike Foster said...

Do you smell something burning?

peace,
mike
livelife365

ettarose said...

Is my look innocent enough to fool anyone?

Marie said...

Heh heh. End of story.

Stacie said...

"that'll teach them bitches"

Stacie said...

omg moog...HILARIOUS.
Not a caption, btw, his are just cracking me up!

The Hawg! said...

"When I said you'd be sorry, I meant it!"

Margo said...

Little Jessica was hopeful next time her big brother would believe her when she said she'd do something really bad if he told on her for allegedly murdering Fluffy.

Thomas Wayne said...

"Now my room is clean!"