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I'm a crotchety old guy who enjoys ranting and raving about the injustices of the world. While many of my rants are political in nature, I can complain about almost anything. If I were a cartoon character, I'd be Grandpa Simpson or an elderly Eric Cartman.
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65 comments:
"This is what happens when the babysitter won't let me watch iCarly"
Move over Drew Barrymore, there is a new firestarter in town!
I like fire.
Fire is good.
Fire is our friend.
I like fire.
E-Z Bake Oven: Not so E-Z.
My Barbie TOLD Ken to stop smoking in bed.
Jenny finds out that Webkinz ARE flammable.
What do you mean I can't have a cell phone?
"The Anarchist's Cookbook - Dr. Suess Edition" claims it's first casualty.
...and this is how the Jonas Brother's takeover of the world began...
"I did that with my mind. Hasbro is next."
"they kept calling me the spawn of Satan."
I hate peas. I mean, I really, really hate them.
Tabitha responds to her mom Samantha's questions: "You said you didn't like that nosy bitch. All I did was touch my nose and give it a little wiggle."
Disaster Girl always shows up, even when not invited.
Carrie lives!
"Who's got cooties now, #$%@&!"
"Wanna see what else I can do?"
If at first you don't succeed, burn down the neighbor's house and start over again...
Little Kymmie took the Talking Heads song "Burning Down the House" seriously to heart..
In times like these, isn't it good to know that you have fire insurance?
You don't?
Well, at least you've got a great arsonist then!
Momma don't hit me no more.
Shortly after this, a young Lorena Bobbitt turned her destructive tendencies towards penises.
Having received a chintzy, plastic firetruck for her birthday, Drusilla decided to take matters into her own hands.
This should be good. This picture is open to a million captions. Hehehe...
That'll teach them to send me to bed without my favorite dessert, Peach Flambé.
This PSA is brought to you by the "Vasectomy Doctors Guild of America"
firemen are sooo hot!! (siiigh)
yep. you were right this is much better than the one you almost chose...
I have no caption for this because the others are so good. But this picture is disturbing.
Saying no to me is just not an option. :)
What part of "I don't like broccoli" didn't you understand??
Next time I bet you'll let me stay up past my bedtime, won't you bitch.
"Yah, my name is Carrie beyatch!"
"That's right. I did it. Heeeeeee. Next week I'm going to poison the well. Fuckers will let me stay up past 9 if it kills even me."
Firegirl used to be a total shit before Professor Xavier took her to the Xmen institute.
Daddy held the lighter, all I did was fart.
Frustrated by the confusing time-travel plot twist in this season of "Lost," Katie aims her displeasure to J.J. Abrams directly.
"Just wait until I tell daddy that it was the TV repairman in mommy's bed that tipped over that candle.."
Finding out that anger being expressed as frustration wasn't getting through to her parents, Deviana tried something a bit more drastic the next time...
A young Amy Winehouse learns early on how to "Bring the house down"
Yet another reason that retro-active birth control should be pursued.
Jen, your caption is the best! Our two year old son is HOOKED on iCarly!
And at the beginning of every episode, my wife and I have to get in there and dance with him! And since we now have the first season on DVD, after awhile, it is quite a workout!
Paul
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"See that? There's more than one way to get out of eating broccoli!"
"I told daddy that reheating pizza in the box wasn't such a good idea.."
R.E.D.R.U.M.
R.E.D.R.U.M.
"Take that Countrywide..."
"Now I just sit and wait for Obama's Arsonist Bailout plan."
"Elmo made me do it."
They should have gotten me that pony.
That will teach that bitch to not buy Girl Scout cookies from me! Oh well,at least I earned my fire starter badge!
"They'll never make me eat peas again."
May I please have another marshmallow?
I knew we shouldn't have put all those candles on Crotchety's birthday cake.
"I told him not to mess with me...."
I only "look" cute!
1."But you said you wanted a hothouse Mommy!"
2."Mommy! Guess what? We learned a new word in school today. A-R-S-O-N."
3. "So then I asked Jimmy where he got the matches..."
4. "Honest, Mr.Mulder. I don't have any idea how it started."
5.Fire Marshal Bill decided right then he was never going to authorize a "bring your child to work day" at the station again.
6, "We're dwivin' in your cah, you turn on the wadio...."
"Yeah, that's right, I did it."
peace,
mike
livelife365
Do you smell something burning?
peace,
mike
livelife365
Is my look innocent enough to fool anyone?
Heh heh. End of story.
"that'll teach them bitches"
omg moog...HILARIOUS.
Not a caption, btw, his are just cracking me up!
"When I said you'd be sorry, I meant it!"
Little Jessica was hopeful next time her big brother would believe her when she said she'd do something really bad if he told on her for allegedly murdering Fluffy.
"Now my room is clean!"
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