I was watching TV last night when suddenly--BAM--there it was. My search for purpose in life finally revealed itself.
And, are you ready for this, it will cost me 20 bucks to reach fulfillment. Talk about a deal and a half.
Here is the commercial that has changed my life:
Bend it like Beckham, erm, Geller
You'd think he would make more money straightening spoons, but I'm still new to the whole "mind power" game.
So, how about fronting me the life changing 20 bucks? I'll pay you back the very first suitcase full of money I find.
I knew you were going to say that.