Saturday, March 07, 2009

Humor Bloggers Are Artists

The Humorbloggers are doing a Carnival, Humorbloggers are Artists. Ok, usually, my art is in making you laugh. At least smile. Would you believe a slight chuckle?
Anyway, I like creating art, and usually it is really bad. But today, I made a little piece, which I've titled "Untitled." It is said good art should move you, bad art looks like your movement.

My painting made me happy. And then I went to look at some paintings by other famous artists. Either I am one unbelievably talented artist, or they suck as badly as I do. Can you identify the other artists?

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19 comments:

dizzblnd said...

The first one musta been done by you when you were Da Young Baby

The 2nd as done by Da Cheerful Boy

The 3rd was done by Da Angst Ridden Hormonal Teenager

Da Old Man said...

@ Dizz: Nope, nope, and nope.
:)

Lauren said...

I'd say all three had too much time on their hands...and too much time in the bathroom!

Don said...

Better than mine! I stole mine from Google-well, the last one anyway.

Venom said...

I was saw what was perported to be great art - it was an entire, huge canvas painted red. puh-lease.

ReformingGeek said...

Da Dead Picasso?

Sherry said...

Methinks there can't be artwork amongst those. :)

Da Old Man said...

@ Lauren: Could be. But 2 of the 3 are famous artists.

@ I did one, stole 2.

@ Venom: I saw a painting in my local museum. It was an orange square on a black canvas. Riveting.
LOL

@ Reforming: No. But every bit as famous

@ Sherry: No. Here are the artists--1 is me, 2 is one of those stupid painting elephants that have been on TV, and the third is a Jackson Pollock, worth millions.

The Self-Deprechaun said...

Da Old Man, you might want to put yours on the art block and see what it can fetch. maybe some animal dung jewelry! barter!

C.B. Jones said...

Why do I have the urge to start finger painting again?

Petra a.k.a The Wise (*Young*) Mommy said...

I think the second one is yours. Lovely finger work, my friend.

Margo said...

I would have sworn that the second one was the Pollock

CH!CA said...

I ahve no idea, but I'm really intrigued by the last piece. You must tell us who they belong too. Good job on yours too. :)

Da Old Man said...

@ Self: Yeah, I could use more poop jewelry

@ CB: I know. Me, too.

@ Petra: Nope, the first one is a Crotchety original, suitable for framing.

@ Margo: Nope, that was some elephant.

@ Chica: That is Pollock

The Hawg! said...

1. Bill Gates

2. My daughter when she was only five-years-old

3. Joey Whoopingcough, the heroin-addicted artist who's work is still worthless after his death

Am I close?

dani c said...

that was booooootiful !!!

Michelle said...

I think they are all done my OLD MAN!!!

Allen said...

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