Facecloths? Receiving blankets? High fashion cloth diapers? Towels? Tried to zoom in, but looks like that's as big as it gets. The odd-ball lower corner makes me figure it's more than just a towel or blanket. Maybe one of those sleeping bags you get when you gold them a certain way. ;-P
Can't be just towels. They appear to have at least one pocket (two pieces sewn together, one lower than the other, if my eyes aren't messing with me). That doesn't help me know what they are, but I know they aren't towels or bibs or wipes or something simple. Do I win a prize?
I've got it. Forget my earlier guess of pot holders lining up for group sex. That was just plain silly. They're a collection of blankets for gerbils. This time I'm sure.
Obviously they are safety mittens you have to wear when you need to go into your teenager's room to make sure the smokey smell isn't coming from all the electrical connections. What do i win?
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Facecloths? Receiving blankets? High fashion cloth diapers? Towels? Tried to zoom in, but looks like that's as big as it gets. The odd-ball lower corner makes me figure it's more than just a towel or blanket. Maybe one of those sleeping bags you get when you gold them a certain way. ;-P
baby bibs.
fashionable sanitary wipes?
burping towel
Baby paraphernalia?
Baby potholders for Dads changing nasty diapers?
Cute baby smotherers?
Because of the cute little pictures on them I assume they are for a child? Lap pads?
Look like baby washcloths...Then again maybe not. Puppy diapers? Oh, please say no!
Pot holders for gay men who wish they could have babies?
My first guess was bibs but maybe quilting squares or the remnants from a quilt?
Baby cloths?
Pot holders lining up for a session of group sex. You probably didn't know they were into that sort of thing.
Can't be just towels. They appear to have at least one pocket (two pieces sewn together, one lower than the other, if my eyes aren't messing with me). That doesn't help me know what they are, but I know they aren't towels or bibs or wipes or something simple. Do I win a prize?
Decorative bean bags?
Diapers of some sort????
A pile of crap?
Baby Blankies...no, no, not just because they're tiny blankets but they're for babies after they've come out of their baths...no?
@ everyone so far: Nope. Would I choose something so easy?
I would have to guess toaster covers (for when the toaster wasn't in use).
Everything I would have guessed has been - burp cloths, wash cloths - can't wait to see the answer...
Coach cushions for a baby's bedroom.
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I've got it. Forget my earlier guess of pot holders lining up for group sex. That was just plain silly. They're a collection of blankets for gerbils. This time I'm sure.
Those new pocket thingys for making baked potatoes in the microwave?
I've got it! Scented fabric to ward off babies.
It's one of Crotchety's patented designs!
Obviously they are safety mittens you have to wear when you need to go into your teenager's room to make sure the smokey smell isn't coming from all the electrical connections.
What do i win?
They are toaster covers!
(If I'm right, do I get a zucchini? heh heh)
@ Everyone: Still not a correct guess.
Bandanas for the toddler gangs? ;-P
This is driving me nuts. lol
PeePee TeePees or the equivalent of?
chair cushions?
small mattresses (maybe originally crib mattresses?) for your grandkids to sleep on at your place?
Oh wait! I got a closer look! Kiddie placemats?
Little cloths to use while giving a baby a bath?
They're cute! ;)
Squares of weird-ass material?
how about reuseable flannel diaper liners?
Or reusable baby wipes?
@ all: Nope.
Potholders.
The baby print is merely a clever ploy to throw us off track.
Washable liners for the bottom of a diaper pail...
changing pads, for laying the baby on when you change the diapers? I'm running out of guesses!
baby sleeping sacks? like a sleeping bag?
Menstrual pads?
OK, I'm gonna go all out and say that they're what you can hold a colostomy bag in.
doilies? dust cloths? wash rags?
@ all: Still nope.
Swatches from old pajamas?
Quilting squares?
Toast warmers? :D
Stolen blankets from hospital nursery repurposed as dribble cloths for Crotchety Old Man?
Aromatherapy sachets ????
or sachets of catnip ?
@ Everyone: Very creative. Wrong, but creatively so.
OK, I think I got it - are they eco-friendly (washable) pee pads for non-house-broken pets and babies?
Or, last guess from me - large nursing pads
False Teeth holders? Drool bibs for Seniors?
Baby washcloths...possibly homemade. I've washed about a million of these...
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