I dunno.. it says in small print on the box that you have to be certified to own one and that you have the antidote in case things go horribly, horribly wrong
Although i usually don't wish people that exclude me from wining the coveted Zucchini Award a happy Birthday-especially if they are from NJ, i will lower myself and do so now.
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19 comments:
First you have to tell me your real age!
What you don't know is that it's actually life size.
I dunno.. it says in small print on the box that you have to be certified to own one and that you have the antidote in case things go horribly, horribly wrong
Who has a birthday coming up??
ME???
WHO???
HAPPY SUNDAY!!!
Gee, who the hell do you mean? Lol! One thing for certain is that you don't ask for much. Or you already have it all... Methinks the former.
Um....no. There is only 15 shopping days left for my birthday. I will wire you the account number for the boob job collection.
@ Lauren: I'll be 109 on my next birthday.
@ Shawn: THAT would be awesome!
@ Dizz: The antidote is a baseball or cricket bat.
@ Michelle? You do, too? Really? When?
Don: I don't ask for much. The zombie would go well with my remote Godzilla.
@ Reforming: Your's is the 31st of March? That is pretty cool.
I was going to surprise you with the "Moses Action Figure with removable tablets" instead. It's kinda the same thing....
April Fools Day???
Cool!
You'll need a remote Igor, too......He says "Walk this way" as he limps across the room.
Ol' Frank just grunts.
Ooooo....my birthday is in less than 2 weeks, I want one too!
*Scurries off to whine, I mean, bat eyes at husband*
@ Lin: No way. Although the Moses Action Figure would be pretty cool, it is in no way nearly as awesome as a remote control zombie.
@ Shyne: Are you surprised it's April Fool's Day? Remote Igor would be a nice addition.
@ Kalos: Bat away, it will be worth it.
Well then since you'll be 109 you don't need that doll since you ARE that doll. LMAO! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
lol, well, Happy Early Birthday! Mine is in a few days too. (20th)
Although i usually don't wish people that exclude me from wining the coveted Zucchini Award a happy Birthday-especially if they are from NJ, i will lower myself and do so now.
Happy Birthday!
@ Lauren: Could be.
:)
@ Admin: Happy Birthday to you, too.
@ Kevin: Thank you.
Happy Birthday Joe, as for the day I will give you have the day off...LOL
Talk to you soon
Does it come with a teeny-tiny cricket bat?
Do you think I'm made out of money? I hope they sell those at the dollar store! :)
@ Rutgers: Thanks
@ Jenn: I think that's an accessory sold seperately.
@ Kirsten: But my birthday only comes onces a year. I am so worth it.
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