Thought I'd share some random thoughts, though if it does end, this blog will be as useful as always. That is, print it out and line a bird cage.
Useful tip number one (in case there is a Monday) Always buy used textbooks. They have been read, so you don't have to. A big timesaver for a student.
In case the Apocalypse produces Zombies, one of the best weapons is a shotgun. A baseball bat also works well.
Never trust a Zombie that wants to be your friend. For more Zombie related tips watch Shawn of the Dead or any Zombie related instructional videos.
Never believe anyone who says the way they cook liver, it's delicious. Liver is always nasty, even if it is covered with whipped cream.
Arugala is over rated.
After the Apocalypse, giant cockroaches will rule the earth. I saw it in a 70's Godzilla documentary.
Shouldn't Queen Elizabeth step down already? Give Charles a chance to be Queen, if only for today.
If a terrorist became a Zombie, would he blow up other Zombies? That would be a good thing, right?
See you next week, unless we are all fighting Zombies and demons.
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Saturday, May 21, 2011
Saturday, May 14, 2011
weekend update.
compter is actinhg up. orry for anyone who got a triple post of nothing.
Anyway, lots of stuff happening.
I decided to be a free-lance tutor for hire. I already have a few clients, and more who want to wait for summer.
Haven't passed out at dialysis in a week, so that's a positive.
You know what is really pissing me off lately?
News teasers.
"The one product in your pantry that will kill you! Tune in at 11"
If it's so dangerous, tell me now, dammit!!!
Mrs and I have been warring lately.
What do mean what did I do?
Oh yeah, youse always assume I did something,
Well, ok, maybe I did. A little bit. Sorta.
Alright, I was a total jerk and was almost bad. Almost. Sorta.
See, youse shoulda had more faith in me.
http://www.humorbloggers.com
Anyway, lots of stuff happening.
I decided to be a free-lance tutor for hire. I already have a few clients, and more who want to wait for summer.
Haven't passed out at dialysis in a week, so that's a positive.
You know what is really pissing me off lately?
News teasers.
"The one product in your pantry that will kill you! Tune in at 11"
If it's so dangerous, tell me now, dammit!!!
Mrs and I have been warring lately.
What do mean what did I do?
Oh yeah, youse always assume I did something,
Well, ok, maybe I did. A little bit. Sorta.
Alright, I was a total jerk and was almost bad. Almost. Sorta.
See, youse shoulda had more faith in me.
http://www.humorbloggers.com
Tuesday, May 03, 2011
More stupidity
I watch a lot of cooking shows (don'judge-Mrs uses the smoke alarm as a timer) and more than once the host will advise in cooking something to use a good quality ingredient.
Excuse me, but who would purposely use a crappy ingredient?
Been really bored lately, found myself watching about 2 hours of a show about parking. Metermaids, tow trucks and the like. 200 channels and that is what was settled on.
Oy
I'm also pissed that I wasn't invited to the wedding. I am sorta decsended from royalty. Good Prince Crotchety. Actually it was from a duke or on earl, but if I make up a title for myself, it should be a better one than I deserved.
http://www.humorbloggers.com
Excuse me, but who would purposely use a crappy ingredient?
Been really bored lately, found myself watching about 2 hours of a show about parking. Metermaids, tow trucks and the like. 200 channels and that is what was settled on.
Oy
I'm also pissed that I wasn't invited to the wedding. I am sorta decsended from royalty. Good Prince Crotchety. Actually it was from a duke or on earl, but if I make up a title for myself, it should be a better one than I deserved.
http://www.humorbloggers.com
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