Tuesday, May 05, 2009

Happy Cinco De Mayo


I was going to join the Random Tuesday movement that is making it's way around the blogosphere, but I never do random thoughts. Each one of my posts is carefully constructed, and flows along logically.


Stop snickering. I mean it.

That's better.

Anyway, in between inventing things to help mankind, and helping distribute quality products through Crotchety Old Man Enterprises, I work on writing. Right now, I'm writing a play, Zombies in Love, which is the epilogue to Romeo and Juliet. Capulets, Montagues, and, of course, Zombies. It will be the love story of the ages. So far, I just have the idea, so if anyone else writes it, that's ok, because my overall laziness keeps interfering with my ability to get anything done.

Actually, it's not just laziness. I get distracted easily by, oh, I don't know, something shiny.

Ok, what was I talking about? Oh, now I remember, random stuff.

Today is my brother-in-law Al's birthday.

So, I wanted to wish him the best


Make sure you stop by tomorrow for the caption picture.



Lin said...

Is it Tuesday already?? I thought it was Monday. Gees, THAT is random.

Sandee said...

Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday Dear Al,
Happy Birthday to you.

That's as random as I can get. Have a terrific Tuesday Crotchety. That' will be tomorrow by-the-way. :)

Da Old Man said...

@ Lin: Yeah, I messed up the posting time.

@ Sandee: I know. Stupid Blogger changed the date when I made a correction.

DouglasDyer said...

You had me at mayo.

Unknown said...

Happy B-Day Al Today is my B-I-L Bday too.

ReformingGeek said...

My SIL's B-day is Wednesday and I have no idea when that is.....

Maybe you can do a special caption for her. She likes cats, photography, belly-dancing, men, Hugh Jackman.....

Mr. Condescending said...

haha, happy birthday!!!

Kelly Ann said...

I would be willing to bet that you were surrounded by at least ten shiny things that distracted you from remembering that today is not in fact Tuesday, but Monday. ;)

Unknown said...

I thought Cinco De Mayo was canceled due to the Mexican flu? Oh sorry they hate that, H1N1 is that better? Crotchety, you better check and make sure you did not hit your poor darling head on that doorway.

Autoseller Network said...

Happy BrithDay Al Today is my B-I-L Bday too.

A New Yorker said...

My SIL's b-day is Halloween and I think perfectly fitting for the biotch.

Da Old Man said...

@ Douglas: It's a month and a condiment. Perfect multi-tasker

@ Dizz: Happy Birthday to him, too.

@ Reformig: I'll try to find a special picture. And happy birthday to her.

@ Mr. Condescending: I'll pass that along to my B.i.l.

@ Lady Sarcasm: Yankee game was on, and Mrs was wearing her shiny necklace. Takes way less than 10.

@ Etta: I did have a big bump.

@ Autoseller: Happy birthday to you

@ Lauren: LOL

Me-Me King said...

Feliz cupelanos para Al!

Crabby Blogging Lady said...

That Zombie movie sounds interesting. Be sure to have nudity, some drug use, and "thematic elements," and I'm sure it will sell like hotcakes!

Jen said...

Happy Birthday to Al!

I always mess up the daily blog posts. I do the random one on Thursday, the musical one on Sunday. At least you thought about it on the right day.

Da Old Man said...

@ Me-Me: Al says Gracias. Well, he would if he spoke Spanish

@ Crabby: That would be a better movie.

@ Jen: I was pretty close.

Petra a.k.a The Wise (*Young*) Mommy said...

I love Zombie movies, happy birthday to...uh, what's his name?...what's that?!

Good thing I never get distracted.

Lipstick said...

Happy birthday Al!

Da Old Man said...

@ Petra: Getting distracted is a sign of great intelligence. I read that on a blog.

@ Lipstick: Al thanks you.

Michelle said...

Happy Birthday AL!!!

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