Tuesday, March 15, 2011

More killer fruits

I don't just fear starfruit, especially when cut and used as a ninja weapon like Janna suggested, but there are 2 others which can be lethal to me.

Orange juice and bananas. As you eat your Cheerios and slice a banana into it, and pour yourself a glass of liquid sunshine, just think of your old friend friend Crotchety who this may accidently be his last meal.

Imagine a Mafia hit man, rather than put a bullet behind my ear, can simply feed me orange and banana smoothies abd I'll wind up in a body bag by the end of the day.

Another baffler for CSI.

By the way I answered comments yesterday and plan to in the future.

Unless I'm sick.



LL said...

Well... at least Janna can't cut orange juice into star shaped throwing devices...

nonamedufus said...

I'm the same way with vegetables. Peas are the worst. Although they're not fatal. I just hate vegetables.

Deb said...

Peas here, too. Not even allowed over the threshold of my house. Disgusting, pasty, mushy, mealy things the color of puke.


00dozo said...

CSI: Citrus Suicide Investigation. This week's episode: Death by Banana.

(Oh, but please be careful!)

Da Old Man said...

@LL: It is imporrtant to keep a wide berth. SHe is very creative, so i would imagine she would come up with a ninja plan.

@ nomed : I don't hate orange huice, just that they are toxic because of the potasium. My non working kidneys allow it to build up, resulting in a heart attack,

@ Deb: I like fresh peas. Not mushy at all.

@ 00dozo: Should be a great episode. Only evidence is banana peels.

Janna said...

LOL! I love how all of a sudden I have a reputation now. :)

Bananas can be cut into ninja throwing stars too; it just takes way too much time, and they're so small and soft they wouldn't pierce very well.

Not that I've given this a lot of thought or anything. :o

(*awkward pause*)

So... how about that orange juice, huh?

Janna said...

P.S. Hopefully the CSI guys won't stop to think about how "Janna" rhymes with "banana"....

Da Old Man said...

@ Janna: Let's hope they don't play the name game. Janna janna banana fo fana---ooops