Saturday, November 19, 2011

I did it!!!

Yep, I did it. Put an ad on Craigslist

Here it is

I'm a bankrupt disabled, cranky, old stud muffin.

Wanted

Single woman with substantial income and savings.

Prefer heiress

No f'ing children or grandchildren

If children or grandchildren must be willing to kill them by second date.

I've gotten no responses. :(

Anyone know how I could make it more desireable?



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47 comments:

Anonymous said...

Will we be seeing you on a Lifetime movie soon?

I hope NOT! But I do hope you find that heiress. And when you do will you REMEMBER ME? heh heh

LL said...

You could offer to buy her a new vacuum so she wouldn't have to work so hard when she was cleaning your house...

I don't know how a woman could turn that down.

nonamedufus said...

That pretty much captures the essence of your attributes. You're a real catch!

Melanie said...

You forgot to mention that you are generous with gifts like snow shovels. What heiress wouldn't want a man like that?

A Reader's Life said...

It's Thanksgiving day, and we are thankful for you, Crotchety, and wish you well. Take care --

Unknown said...

I'm a heiress that loves shovels and is willing to kill my kin....
Hmmmmm

Janna said...

Hi, there!
Sorry I've been so terrible about visiting.

On the bright side, I did sort of mention you on Jantrails today. You had kind of a cameo appearance.
But, hey, most people never get mentioned there at all, so things are looking up, right?

I hope things are well with you over there. Take care. :)

Charmaine said...

I would have responded to THAT ad. That's why I'm marrying a short, hairy (I'm not talking on his head) man.

Honest, with polish, goes a long way my friend.

yellowdoggranny said...

I should have answered that ad..only 1 out of 3 kids speaks to me and she lives in San Francisco, and only 1 out of 4 granddaughters talk to me(I do have a way of pissing off kinfolk) so no need to kill them...oh well, never mind..I'm so poor I can't pay attention.

The Queen said...

I say you offer her that kneeling thing they use in the garden to protect their knees. May come in handy!

Suldog said...

Tell 'em you smoke.

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I love you already LMAO!!

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You can list your AD on New York Classifieds also probably you will get better responses.

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