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Yep, I did it. Put an ad on Craigslist
Here it is
I'm a bankrupt disabled, cranky, old stud muffin.
Wanted
Single woman with substantial income and savings.
Prefer heiress
No f'ing children or grandchildren
If children or grandchildren must be willing to kill them by second date.
I've gotten no responses. :(
Anyone know how I could make it more desireable?
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Saturday, November 19, 2011
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Will we be seeing you on a Lifetime movie soon?
I hope NOT! But I do hope you find that heiress. And when you do will you REMEMBER ME? heh heh
You could offer to buy her a new vacuum so she wouldn't have to work so hard when she was cleaning your house...
I don't know how a woman could turn that down.
That pretty much captures the essence of your attributes. You're a real catch!
You forgot to mention that you are generous with gifts like snow shovels. What heiress wouldn't want a man like that?
It's Thanksgiving day, and we are thankful for you, Crotchety, and wish you well. Take care --
I'm a heiress that loves shovels and is willing to kill my kin....
Hmmmmm
Hi, there!
Sorry I've been so terrible about visiting.
On the bright side, I did sort of mention you on Jantrails today. You had kind of a cameo appearance.
But, hey, most people never get mentioned there at all, so things are looking up, right?
I hope things are well with you over there. Take care. :)
I would have responded to THAT ad. That's why I'm marrying a short, hairy (I'm not talking on his head) man.
Honest, with polish, goes a long way my friend.
I should have answered that ad..only 1 out of 3 kids speaks to me and she lives in San Francisco, and only 1 out of 4 granddaughters talk to me(I do have a way of pissing off kinfolk) so no need to kill them...oh well, never mind..I'm so poor I can't pay attention.
I say you offer her that kneeling thing they use in the garden to protect their knees. May come in handy!
Tell 'em you smoke.
I am amazed to get this information. thanks for posting.
I love you already LMAO!!
You can list your AD on New York Classifieds also probably you will get better responses.
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