Showing posts with label Brazilian waxing. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Brazilian waxing. Show all posts

Friday, July 17, 2009

Crotchety Gets A Brazilian

This is a smoother and more manageable Crotchety here.

It seems one part of a heart catharazation involves violating my naughty bits in a way they had never been before.

That's right, I got a Brazilian. The good thing is now it takes only a minute to get dressed. And, of course, every nurse has to check the incision--and see the old man and giggle at his baby -like smoothness.

Since I've been in the hospital, they have removed some excess water fron my body.

How much?

Nine (9)gallons!!!

By the way, my phone number in rehab is 732.287.9555 ext 170. Mornings are ususlly the worst time. I'll start visiting my friends blogs soon.

http://www.humorbloggers.com

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Two for Tuesday

Two for Tuesday is back due to popular demand. Ok, nobody demanded it, but it is about time something more useful than NJ's Brazilian Waxing laws information was posted.

Anyhow, here are two of my regular haunts.

The Crabby Blogging Lady (no relation) has tagged me as one of her friends with the "Let's Be Friends" Award. This works for me because she writes a very smart blog, as she displays wit and a good sense of fairness. Her blog covers a multitude of topics and each is presented logically, with just enough crabbiness to make me laugh. I'm supposed to tag 8 other bloggers, yadda, yadda, yadda. I'm not going to, but obviously, Reforming Geek is one fo my friends.

One blog I like to visit as she is one of our regular weekly picture captioning experts: Reforming Geek. Her blog is a personal life/humorblog that always gives me a reason to smile. Plus, she should get some type of award for making some really kick ass chocolate rum balls. I was the winner of one contest and that prize beat zucchini any day of the week.

Take the time and check out these two bloggers. I'm sure you'll enjoy both of them.

Stop by tomorrow for the weekly caption contest. We'll try to keep it Brazilian Waxing Free, but no guarantees will be given.

http://www.humorbloggers.com/