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Yeah, I know what you are thinking: Today, All Saint's Day, one of the holiest of holy days, is also Chelle's birthday. Doesn't seem possible.
Maybe if she was born on the day of Matthew, Mark, Luke or John, the original Offended Bloggers, well, that's logical. But All Saint's Day? 
Anyway, I decided to find out more about her. It seems she is sort of an "International Woman of Mystery."
OK, more an Idaho Woman of Mystery.
After checking several sources, I found out her real name is, are you ready, and don't tell her I told you, Michelle. I swear. Chelle, it seems, is just her nom d'plume, which is a fancy French way of saying "name to use when in a bunker during Armageddon."
Speaking of this, she is fully prepared for any sort of apocolyptic showdown with Jihadists in her sporty yet practical
Limited Collectors Edition Hello Kitty Tank
And Chelle has prepared for the post apocolyptic world as she has invested heavily in the new currency
And she plans to survive the nuclear holocaust in her bunker dining on
While you were doing things like
or 
Our Ms. Chelle has put been busy putting together a group of humor bloggers because in the post apocolyptic world, survivors will need the funny.
The funny, and, of course, Greenland.
Happy Birthday, Chelle.
If you have a chance, be sure to stop by her blog http://www.offendedblogger.com/ or
http://www.humorbloggers.com/
to wish her a happy birthday.
Official 100% True (you can look it up)
Greenland Fact of the Day
Attention ladies:
0-14 years: 23.5% (male 6,867/female 6,634)
15-64 years: 69.9% (male 21,683/female 18,575)
Disclaimer: This post wasn't very offensive, unless of course you are a jihdist planning the apocolypse
