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Whether he is hawking the Slap Chop, and the free Graty (just pay shipping and handling)
or even the most amazing cloth ever developed,
Vince's patter just puts us in the mood to buy.
Using time honored methods such as reminding us that we know the Germans always make good stuff, or how much we will love his nuts, Vince has become a legend in the infomercial game.
But one thing I can't figure out. If he can convince thousands of folks to buy an overpriced piece of cloth, rather than spend 20 bucks a week on paper towels (ok, who spends that much on paper towels?) and a hunk of plastic that my grandma thought was crap when it came out in the 1960's as Ronco's Veg-e-matic, how did some Florida hooker not fall under his spell? She must be Superwoman, or at least Zena the Warrior Princess.
Can't talk. Hooker's got my tongue
Oh well. Happy Birthday, anyway, Vince.
Try not to kiss any hookers.
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