Showing posts with label Hugh Hefner. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Hugh Hefner. Show all posts

Monday, November 17, 2008

The Verdict Is In, High Hefner is Creepy

OK, I'm a guy. I like football, and baseball, and I definately like women. A lot. That being said, Hugh Hefner is one creepy dude.

I'm sure nearly every male looks at him "dating" 19 year old twins, and thinks, "You go, old dude." But really, isn't it just a bit on the creepy side? The guy is over 80years old. If he is "active" more power to him, but really, what the hell is up with those girls? When they were kids, do you think they ever dreamed of one day tag teaming the Cryptkeeper?

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Don't think for a minute that I'm jealous, because I'm not. I just find it incredibly bizarre that any young, very attractive woman, would want to be with someone the age of her grandparents, let alone to share said octagenarian with her sister.

I've heard of May-December romances, but that usually implies they are from the same century, at least. Hef remembers when Baskin-Robbins only had 3 flavors.

Does he have that much money, really? I'm verklempt. Youse are welcome to discuss this amongst yourselves.

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I am pretty sure I lost Hef and the entire bimbo vote.
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