.jpg)
Originally, it was going to be the Special Olympic Edition but we are nothing if not politically sensitive.
Anyway, to get right to the voting. As usual, most of the staff is named Donna, and surprisingly, all Donnas voted identically. If McCain or Obama were to find out the importance of the Donna factor in the vote, I'm sure they would change their campaign strategies immediately.
This week, again, the vote wasthisclose, as The Hypocritical One and The Middle Aged Fat Women each garnered an identical number of first place votes. Shyne and Momjeans also picked up first place votes.
So, once again, we had to implement the equivalent of boxing's 10 point must system, known as the "Crotchety Weighted Voting Tabulation Method Or We'll Never Get A Winner Because So Many Excellent Captions Were Submitted," or the CWVTMORNGAWBSMECWS (TM) system.
So, I am pleased to present the nearly famous Zucchini Award for Captioning Excellence to
Drum Roll Please
Middle Aged Fat Woman
With the caption:
New Olympic Event
Synchronized Panda Bottle Feeding
In the closest contest imaginable, the Hypocritical One came in second, and Momjeans took third.
Each gets a trophy.
And just one point out of the Zucchini was The Fly.
Shyne, Gumby, Chica, Adullamite, and Lot2Learn also scored multiple points.
Thank you everyone for making this the best Caption This contest to date.
http://www.humorbloggers.com/
World's Funniest Grand Opening Tomorrow
