Sunday post 100% innards free

The Crotchety Old Lady is possibly the funniest woman alive. And the best part is, she has no idea. When discussing the post from yesterday, she wanted to know what is wrong with me. It seems that the majority of my posts concern either my innards or bodily functions.

And then she said, "You should make Sundays pristine." I asked what did she mean?

Her answer? "Make it your doody."

Then she wondered why I was laughing at her. I typed out exactly what she said, and she said, "You are so damn immature. You know I meant d.u.t.y. "

Yeah, it's a like a full time party here at Casa Crotchety.

Even the Crotchety Old Lady voted for me. Shouldn't you?
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