My First Invention;Time to Call Billy Mays

My recent post asking for ideas for inventions brought about many great ones. So, I've been thinking, designing, and working hard to come up with at least one invention this week.

It seems many of youse are getting older and rather forgetful. Between misplacing keys and cell phones, everybody needs something to keep better track of these things.

So, for everyone who is tired of losing their keys or other small items, I present the
"Uber Fob."

Phone not included

Using a triple chrome plated heavy duty tow chain and a recycled, all weather, all season radial tire. along with a designer (maybe Chip Foose) genuine magnesium wheel, the Uber Fob is both practical and attractive.

This is available from Crotchety Old Man Invention Development Division.

Call 867-5309 and ask for Jenny, the operator handling this particular product.


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