Just A Stone's Throw Away

So, I'm doing my number 1 business, and all of a sudden, I feel pain, and hear a plunk.

That's never a good sign. Ever. Take my word for that.

Pain is hardly ever good, unless you're a freak and into that, and a plunk sound is also only good if tossing coins in a fountain. Since I don't enjoy pain, and had no fountain nearby, further investigation was needed. It was a kidney stone. Now, nothing funny about that, so I decided maybe I could get a chuckle if I properly illustrated my situation.

I first found a photo that could be considered "cute."



Awwww. Look at the baby searching for Crotchety's kidney stone.
That was just weird inappropriate.

So, I decided to find a wacky photo, instead. There were a lot of them. This one was pretty good, but not quite right.


I kept searching, because I love the Google. Only at Google could I find an illustration that had nothing to do with kidney stones, or this post, yet somehow, it fit in perfectly. Seriously, WTH is this guy doing?



This could almost qualify for my weekly caption this, except it is simply too bizarre.

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