The Longest Night Ever

For reasons only known to her, the Crotchety Old Lady has decided to babysit one of her rugrat grandchildren overnight. Normally, this wouldn't matter, however she has hidden my percosets, oxycotin, Vicodin, Jack Daniels, Grey Goose, and every other possible mind numbing intoxicant that would normally get me through such a night.

It started with Hannah Friggin' Montana. This show is apparently 30 minutes of an idiotic laugh track, with an occasional song. Damn, my head is pounding. Next came another 30 minutes of pretend hilarity called the Suite Life of Zack and Cody. I have no idea what the purpose of this is other than an excuse for a constant laugh track. Apparently, the guys who own the laugh track company has some very naughty pictures of Disney executives in compromising positions.

OK, we'll use your laugh track

I fully understand why people use drugs. It gives some relief from the Disney channel and its laugh track.


It was a Hannah Friggin Montana Marathon, man

Make the pain stop

Instead of commercials, I was treated to a whiny rendition of "Where's Mom? When am I going home?" every, oh, I don't know, 3 minutes.

In between absolutely mindless crap on Disney channel, there are shorts that are basically mini infommercials. I now know more about the Jonas Friggin Brothers than any male over the age of 16.

I found my limit.

1 hour.

I locked both of them out of the room.

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