Contest winner announced; Crotchety exposes himself

The staff at Crotchety Old Man World Wide Headquarters and Discount House of Worship wanted to thank everyone for the many great captions. In fact, they said this week was one of the best ever. Lots to cover, so I'll get right to it.


In the asbsolute closest contest in a while, first place votes were tallied by Eve, Ettarose, Swirl, MA Fat Woman, Speedcat, Free Unicorns, and Chris.

Whew!

Multiple points were also scored by Shadow, Krissi, Shaxx, Carrie, Kate, Brazen, Heather, and Jormen



"That's the last time I donate my cast offs to Goodwill in San Fran!"
Eve Cleveland

Second place went to the captioner who had no first place votes, but appeared on half the judges scorecards, Candid Carrie. MA Fat Woman scored the bronze zucchini.




No one guessed which 2 facts were false. For the record:

1. A few years ago, I passed a rather large kidney stone that, when viewed from the right angle, looked eerily like the profile of Rutherford B. Hayes. True, and I really need to find it.

2. I lost the 8th grade county spelling bee on a technicality. True, stupid rules.

3. I'm a certified teacher. Frightening, but true. Social Studies and Special ed.

4. I have been married 3 times. False, less.

5. I have been shown in cable TV audiences at least 4 times. True, Uncle Floyd twice, Cooking w.Christina, and some interview show with Steve Adabato hosting

6. I've posed for pictures and signed autographs as a professional wrestler for German tourists. Surprisingly True. That will be a whole blog post about my pro wrestling career.

7. When younger, I was in 4H and raised a champion bull. False. I grew up in a city in New Jersey, and with my history with wildlife--could you imagine the stories I would have had?

8. My first serious girlfriend couldn't say the word aluminum. True. No matter hot cute I thought she was, I just couldn't hang with some woman who used looneyum foil.

Have a nice weekend. Stop by tomorrow for some weekend wackiness, including some serious ignoring of Greenland.

Don't you really want to vote for me now, after I exposed myself to you?
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