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In this sue happy society it is nice to see when a lawsuit is dropped.
The woman who sued a store bhecause she had been "been injured as a result of defendant's fraudulent conduct," the now-dead suit stated.
The amount of the damages sought?
5 million dollars.
The disputed amount of damages that she started the lawsuit for?
80 cents.
Oy.
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Showing posts with label stupid stuff. Show all posts
Showing posts with label stupid stuff. Show all posts
Saturday, February 19, 2011
Monday, January 03, 2011
Happy New Year
I was so busy on New Year's Day I haven't recovered yet.
On many Holidays, TV channels have marathons, whereby they play episodes of one show.
This year, are you ready for this, there was a marathon of The Three Stooges, and the A Team, and The Honeymooners, all at the same time. I know... my remote control was overheating.
If Gilligan's Island was on a 4th channel, my brain would have exploded.
Today we're back to what passes for normal at Casa Crotchety, and while watching the Price is Right, I saw what may be the dumbest item ever. A treadmill bike. You can travel on it while walking along. Wouldn't regular walking do the same thing?
By the way, I made some resolutions.
I resolve to write better. Rather than the short posts, I'll try to make them worth reading.
And, lastly..,...,..STOOPID GIANTS.
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On many Holidays, TV channels have marathons, whereby they play episodes of one show.
This year, are you ready for this, there was a marathon of The Three Stooges, and the A Team, and The Honeymooners, all at the same time. I know... my remote control was overheating.
If Gilligan's Island was on a 4th channel, my brain would have exploded.
Today we're back to what passes for normal at Casa Crotchety, and while watching the Price is Right, I saw what may be the dumbest item ever. A treadmill bike. You can travel on it while walking along. Wouldn't regular walking do the same thing?
By the way, I made some resolutions.
I resolve to write better. Rather than the short posts, I'll try to make them worth reading.
And, lastly..,...,..STOOPID GIANTS.
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Tuesday, January 13, 2009
The stupidity continues
A friend of mine, Robert Cohen, a journalist and advocate for http://www.notmilk.com/ just sent a note with the stupid quote of the year.
To sum it up: In Indiana, a truckload of cattle, headed for the slaughterhouse, was in an accident. The cows were rounded up, and put on anoher truck, but a vet was called to the scene. The vet (Hargarten) was interviewed and said the cattle seemed almost none the worse for wear.
"I was amazed," he said. "I'm sure they're bruised and sore, and they'll probably feel it tomorrow."
They remained at the fairgrounds Friday afternoon, awaiting their owner to send a second truck to haul them to their original fate – the slaughterhouse.
So, I'm sure it will be a nice relaxing day for them in the slaughterhouse.
The next bit of really stupid news comes from the Brooklyn Cyclones, an affiliate of the NY Mets. It seems they plan to have a special night when they rename the team the Baracklyn Cyclones. http://site.baracklyncyclones.com/
Makes me glad I'm a Yankee fan.
And all this stupidity calls for one final thing. My blogging buddy, Janna had this test on one of her three very funny blogs. I had to find out my nerd quotient.
Was there ever a doubt?
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To sum it up: In Indiana, a truckload of cattle, headed for the slaughterhouse, was in an accident. The cows were rounded up, and put on anoher truck, but a vet was called to the scene. The vet (Hargarten) was interviewed and said the cattle seemed almost none the worse for wear.
"I was amazed," he said. "I'm sure they're bruised and sore, and they'll probably feel it tomorrow."
They remained at the fairgrounds Friday afternoon, awaiting their owner to send a second truck to haul them to their original fate – the slaughterhouse.
So, I'm sure it will be a nice relaxing day for them in the slaughterhouse.
The next bit of really stupid news comes from the Brooklyn Cyclones, an affiliate of the NY Mets. It seems they plan to have a special night when they rename the team the Baracklyn Cyclones. http://site.baracklyncyclones.com/
Makes me glad I'm a Yankee fan.
And all this stupidity calls for one final thing. My blogging buddy, Janna had this test on one of her three very funny blogs. I had to find out my nerd quotient.
Was there ever a doubt?
www.humorbloggers.com
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