Sunday, May 03, 2009

My First Invention;Time to Call Billy Mays

My recent post asking for ideas for inventions brought about many great ones. So, I've been thinking, designing, and working hard to come up with at least one invention this week.

It seems many of youse are getting older and rather forgetful. Between misplacing keys and cell phones, everybody needs something to keep better track of these things.

So, for everyone who is tired of losing their keys or other small items, I present the
"Uber Fob."
Phone not included

Using a triple chrome plated heavy duty tow chain and a recycled, all weather, all season radial tire. along with a designer (maybe Chip Foose) genuine magnesium wheel, the Uber Fob is both practical and attractive.

This is available from Crotchety Old Man Invention Development Division.

Call 867-5309 and ask for Jenny, the operator handling this particular product.


tahtimbo said...

I want one for the remote. Is it 3 easy payments of $19.95? Do I get a second one for free(just pay shipping and processing)???

A New Yorker said...

OH man now even THAT song wasn't from YOUR time OLD MAN. That's MY TIME! Time stealer...or just forgetful? Hmmm LMAO

Me-Me King said...

Now, that's what I call ingenuity. Thanks, I'll never lose my keys again!!!

Unknown said...

Oh, I'd probably lose the tire thing.

Unknown said...

Great invention! My luck.. the chain would break!

Kelly Ann said...

I watched a couple episodes of pitchmen yesterday, and ya know what I really like Billy Mays, he's hilarious! As for your invention I could see it on walmart shelves everywhere.. :)

ReformingGeek said...

That's one way of looking at the "old ball and chain". But wait. There's more. Throw in some wheel cleaner for only $4.95. That's right. Only $4.95.

Anonymous said...

Ha! Much better than the clapper, much better.

Donnie said...

Nice job! Billy will see you soon I'm sure. Don't forget us when you make millions from this and other inventions. Okay? Can I borrow $5?

Unknown said...

Crotchety, I think this is great. I was going to come up with something to clean the floor after my three little pigs get done eating. Then I realized it's been done. It;s called a dog. I'm sad.

Da Old Man said...

@ Tahtimbo: Order today, and you will get a genuine swine flu protection product free. Just pay shipping and processing.

@ Lauren: Both

@ Me-Me: You're welcome

@ Sherry: May have to get the deluxe truck tire model

@ Dizz: Lifetime guarantee, so no worries

@ Lady Sarcasm: That is becoming my favorite show.

@ Reforming: Just pay processing.

@ Quirky: And it never needs batteries.

@ Don: I already sent it. The check is in the mail

@ Etta: Dogs are practical and fun. And keep ypur floor spotless. I had one named "Swiffer."

brokenteepee said...

Hey, I could put Abby on that and not have to worry about her any longer.
I am going to ask the publicist to buy it for me!

Da Old Man said...

@ Pricilla: It would help with Abby, and it's less permanent than a butcher.

A New Yorker said...

No No No OLD was from when I was a younin! TEEHEE.

Joanie said...

That's fantastic! I'll take 2. One for me and one for.. uh.. whats-his-name... JOHN! That's right. John! He's getting very forgetful these days.

Anonymous said...

I'm assuming we get a free Ezee-Paw dog nail trimmer with it too? Because it would be stupid not to.