Friday, June 18, 2010


After losing a high stakes game of "Rock-Paper-Scissors", the winning nurse that beat me with a "rock" over "paper" was awarded the "opportunity" to give the fat guy an enema. This wonderful nurse was ever so grateful a few minutes later when my colon, ever aware and dreading the enema ("You are going to take what? Fill it with cold water and put it where!?") began to "move."

It seems the evacuation system kicks into overdrive at the mere mention of an enema. I produced so prodigioiusly that when the aide emptied my diaper (What?! Youse still aren't wearing diapers despite all the advantages I've described in the past!?), she said "OH, my God, that is huge!" Now, normally men are quite proud when they hear a woman say that with their undergarments off, and I was mentally strutting...


Sandee said...

I dunno Crotchety...hearing about your mega poop isn't exactly what I wanted to hear. Glad you were mentally strutting though. Bwahahahaha.

Have a terrific day and weekend ahead. My best to Mrs. C. :)

ReformingGeek said...

Yes, poop in all its glory.


nonamedufus said...

Glad to hear you're up and "moving", DOM.

Unknown said...

Yep, you still got it. So, when someone tries to convince you that you are no longer full of it, just smile in full confidence of knowing that there will always be more where that came from.

Donnie said...

Hahahaha! I here you rooster. Keep it up. The healthy poopin' I mean.

A New Yorker said...


idon said...

eeewww.... :))

Janna said...

Hallmark just doesn't make cards for occasions like this. :)

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