Oprah's Va Jay Jay update

Before we get to the big Oprah's Va Jay Jay news (and it's big--the news not her va jay jay, though I have no idea, really)

First, the caption contest winner announcements.

It was a close contest, as usual. And with over 40 captions, it was tough for the staff at Crotchety Old Man World Wide Headquarters and Discount House of Worship.

There were 7 captions that received first place votes; Secondary Roads, Humorsmith, Lauren, The Hawg, Kirsten, Jen, and Marie.

Points were also scored by MA Fat Woman, Fashiona, Chica, I Hate Commercials, Ahem, and Stacie.



The winner, in the closest contest yet was



The new St. Pauli Girls
By Lauren

Second place went to Marie, and third was Kirsten. I don't usually award second and third place prizes, but they were so good, and it was so close, I'll be passing them out this week.

Now, onto Oprah Va Jay Jay news. I was Googling that search term the other day (yeah, too much free time) and saw that her va jay jay has its own website
http://www.oprahsvajayjay.com/

The woman is even more ambitious that ever.

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Happy Birthday Oprah

Oprah is the smartest person on the planet. Easily.



Think about it for a minute: she has millions of fans, all of whom worship love her because they believe she is just like them. They read what she reads, they donate to who she donates, and they buy what she buys.

Oprah makes, according to estimates, between 260 and 385 million dollars a year, and has managed to convince millions of fans that she is just like them. BTW, can you imagine making so much money that estimates can be off by as much as $120,000,000 per year? And, in case you are wondering, yes, she is easily a billionaire. Most estimates put her considerable fortune at over 1.3 billion. Just like all her fans.

About all they share with her is a va jay jay, but don't tell them that.

I can say that, because I doubt she has many fans who have twigs and berries. *Wink wink nudge nudge* you know what I mean? She managed to convince her public that she was apolitical. Considering that she did everything but sodomize Obama on the Tom Cruise couch

it was a tribute to her genius.

About the only other thing she has in common with these adoring mutants fans is an ongoing battle with her weight.

Conveniently, she got fat just as some of her audience caught on that perhaps she was less than up front about her political involvement.

But damn, we all love a fat and upset Oprah.


Happy Birthday, Oprah

Have some. It's good for ratings

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