Friday, February 06, 2009

Oprah's Va Jay Jay update

Before we get to the big Oprah's Va Jay Jay news (and it's big--the news not her va jay jay, though I have no idea, really)

First, the caption contest winner announcements.

It was a close contest, as usual. And with over 40 captions, it was tough for the staff at Crotchety Old Man World Wide Headquarters and Discount House of Worship.

There were 7 captions that received first place votes; Secondary Roads, Humorsmith, Lauren, The Hawg, Kirsten, Jen, and Marie.

Points were also scored by MA Fat Woman, Fashiona, Chica, I Hate Commercials, Ahem, and Stacie.


The winner, in the closest contest yet was


The new St. Pauli Girls
By Lauren

Second place went to Marie, and third was Kirsten. I don't usually award second and third place prizes, but they were so good, and it was so close, I'll be passing them out this week.

Now, onto Oprah Va Jay Jay news. I was Googling that search term the other day (yeah, too much free time) and saw that her va jay jay has its own website

The woman is even more ambitious that ever.


Kirsten said...

Ha!! I want to thank you for my third place win. I was actually hoping for third place. I'm such a genius!!

LL said...

I knew that was the winner the moment I read it.

Marie said...

This is so cool!! Thank you!

I thought they were all great!!

ReformingGeek said...

Congrats! There were so many good ones. Great picture!

A New Yorker said...

Thanks! Once in a zillion tries is bound to win sometime. TEEHEE. WOOT FOR ME. LOL!

Unknown said...

Yay caption winners! Woo hoo!!

And TGIF everybody!

Jormengrund said...

Leave it to Oprah to think that each and every part of her deserves some kind of special attention...

Grats to all the winners! You all had GREAT entries, and each one made me laugh just a bit during the day...

Sandee said...

Congratulations to the winners.

Oprah scares me Crotchety. She really does.

Have a terrific day and weekend. :)

Captain Dumbass said...

I saw the cover of this months O the other day and it frightened me. I'm sure if you peeled off her skin you'd find a Terminator.

Kevenj said...

I was beaten by.. three(3) girls???
I demand a judges male/female-ratio disclosure!

(Seriously though, congrates to the winners!)

Da Old Man said...

@ Kirsten: Good plan. Work your way up to the top.

@ LL: It made me LOL

@ Marie: My judges have a tough job with so many great captions. I don't think I've ever seen so many first place votes.

@ Reforming: It was a classic

@ Lauren: Congrats. :)

@ Jenn: And a most happy Friday to you.

@ Jormen: Oprah is very special. Every single part of her deserves its own blog.

@ Sandee: She scares me a bit, too

@ Captain: Wouldn't surprise me at all

@ Kevin: 6 women, 1 man, and Rubba when I can find him.

Unknown said...

I can understand a blog for each body part. Just cause she's so effin BIG, there's not enough space for one blog.
Oh ya and congrats on the winners.

Lin said...

Hey, that was a good winner!!!

Thanks for commenting on my blog today!

Kevenj said...

"6 women, 1 man, and Rubba.."

Ah HA! I knew it!!!

You, my dear Crotchey old man just lost your man card.

Chat Blanc said...

Excellent! yay for Lauren! :D

Unknown said...

woohoo, that's the only SCORE I've had in months.

Amber said...

Nuns having fun!!