Believe it or not

I'm Home

At the rehab, the computer has been down for weeks so here's what's been going on.

The other day I was chased around by a little Asian woman with a commode. On my last day I pooped in it, and you have never seen a woman more excited to see me take a poop. Actually sounds like she may be my type of woman.

Guess what they put on Stumpy last week

No, not baby foreskin.

Give up?

A patch made from pig testicles.

When Joe gets around a rasher of bacon (insert your own joke here, I know most of you will.





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Sunday Shopping Spree

Summer's over. Yeah, sadness overload. I want to cheer youse up.

So, I have scoured the internet for youse to find some products that you never knew you needed, and now will not be able to live without.

First up, of course, is chocolate covered bacon.



What's not to like? It's chocolate, and loaded with porky goodness. Or would it be bacon, with cocoa deliciousness? Either way, we all need to get some.


Next, direct from my fat guy catalog, are the ultimate toenail clippers because my toes are inconveniently so far away from my hands:



Notice the handy magnifying glass, so my big toe will be absolutely friggin huge. No longer will we ever have to have claw~like appendages topping our piggies. (notice how the porcine theme continues.)

And lastly, just because it makes me laugh



Don't forget ettarose, who has suffered tremendously as she lost all her feeds. Time is running out, and only you can prevent forest fires she is counting on you.

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