Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Believe it or not

I'm Home

At the rehab, the computer has been down for weeks so here's what's been going on.

The other day I was chased around by a little Asian woman with a commode. On my last day I pooped in it, and you have never seen a woman more excited to see me take a poop. Actually sounds like she may be my type of woman.

Guess what they put on Stumpy last week

No, not baby foreskin.

Give up?

A patch made from pig testicles.

When Joe gets around a rasher of bacon (insert your own joke here, I know most of you will.


Sandee said...

So all you had to do was poop to go home? Why didn't they tell you this months ago. Bwahahahahahah.

I'm glad you are home Crotchety. It's been a very long time. Enjoy.

Have a terrific day. My best to Mrs. Crotchety. :)

Anonymous said...

You are home? - For Realsies? - that is terrific news bro!


nonamedufus said...

Oh, man, you most be relieved. On two fronts!

Pig testicles? I'll bet that porker's really squealing now.

Well done, Joe. It must be great to be back home. Best to you and Mrs C.

Tux said...

Glad you are finally home!
Now the Mrs. is in for it.

ReformingGeek said...

Let's keep all dogs away from your It might smell like bacon.

Unknown said...

Well, so much for me thinking of just how delicious a New Jersey pork roll is.

vanilla said...

Home! That's wonderful, and a long time coming. Best to you and the Missus. (Bacon joke not included; though my spouse likes to tell the one about the pig with the wooden leg. Oops, sensitive topic.)

Janna said...


Home after all this time!

This is great! :)

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