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Since I haven’t had an original thought since the early 1990’s, I thought I’d just follow along. Yup, if all my friends jumped off a bridge, I’d do it, too. I’m a freakin’ lemming.
So I’m about to answer that burning question that I am sure my gentle readers have. But first, if you have a burning sensation, may I suggest:
On to the big question: What do I do all day?
I sit on the couch watching Comedy Central and either read blogs (about 50 or more per day) write blogs, and visit 3 other chatboards. I was tested a few years ago, and I read between 1500 and 2000 words per minute, depending on content, so I really do get to a lot of blogs.
And I talk to telemarketers. Oh yeah, you know all those telephone survey results that you read about, and you always wonder, “Exactly who gives all those stupid answers? What type of idiot do they interview? Who even has time for all that nonsense? Do they interview socially maladjusted shut-ins?”
Guess who always takes those calls?
My absolute favorite thing to do is to have a telemarketer just give up.
I’ve done that a few times.
Here’s what works to really mess with a telemarketer’s head: agree to everything. At some point, the telemarketer will ask for money. This is where you try to borrow it from him. Convince the telemarketer that the deal sounds so great to you, and you are ready to move, if he could only spot you the cash.
Lastly, Doodle Week is coming. I have a badge for it over on the side.
More information is available here: http://stickfiguregrrl.blogspot.com/
But here’s my dilemma
Not only do I want to participate in the biggest Doodle event in the history of the blogosphere , but I, sadly, have no talent.
I have created 2 incredibly mediocre stick figure doodles. They pretty much suck. Any ideas on how to make them, I don’t know, not suck so much?
Sucky drawing #1
Sucky drawing #2
Advice welcome.
Coming soon: Someone very special is having a birthday. Be prepared for a huge party right here. Try to guess whose birthday it will be.
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