Saturday, August 16, 2008

Just in case you were wondering

I'm trying to think of something to write about today. So, I decided to look at the weird news listings for inspiration.

I googled Weird News, and what comes up? And I quote "Weird News--Strange Stories from Around the Globe, Bondage File..."

I could not click on that link fast enough.

Surprisingly, it was just regular weird stories, and to be honest, they were not that weird. And, it was bondage free.

I hate when that happens, too

While discussing weird things, I like bacon as much as the next guy but

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That's even a bit bizarre for me, and it's been suggested that I eat some weird things.

Lastly, I leave you with the Joey One Testicle Update:

He has been averaging one offer per day for a date.

He's doing much better than I ever did.

For Joey


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A New Yorker said...

YUM artery clogging fart producing candy all wrapped into one!

MYM said...

Do you visit Kathy at The Junk Drawer? She'd love these. I just emailed her something the other day about bandaids that look like strips of bacon, as well as a bacon alarm clock. LOL

Da Old Man said...

@ lauren: That's two of my basic food groups in one convenient package.

@ Drowsey: Every day, I read her blog. has bacon gum, bacon wallets, and more. It's your one stop bacon shop. Kathy can get a whole post out of it, guaranteed.

Chat Blanc said...

I'm with lauren, seems like one big bacon fart in a box! hours of fun.

TheFLy said...

mmm, bacon beans, just like mom used to make.

buzz buzz

Anonymous said...

Some of my friends once had bacon flavoured rolling papers...
I declined.

Anonymous said...

I prefer to take leftover bacon grease, pour it into molds with wooden sticks and freeze them.


crpitt said...

I want the jelly beans and Joey One testicles number! :)

HawgWyld said...

Weird. I've been seeing a ton of things lately about candy associated with bacon. You've got bacon flavored jelly beans, I've seen something about chocolate covered bacon lately.

Just what the hell is going on?

Visit the Natural State Hawg!

Da Old Man said...

@ chat blanc: Diabetes and congestige heart disease in one convenient package.

@ The Fly: They are full of porky goodness

@ Shadow: Good move

@ Garnzo: You should contact Good Humor immediately.

@ Claire: I'm pretty sure Joey shows up with the bacon jelly beans. He knows women.

@ The Hawg: Is it chocolate with bacony goodness, or pork with the sweet, sweet taste of chocolate?

Unknown said...

Hmmmm, I wonder if they make you fart too?

Da Old Man said...

@ Dani: One can only hope

FlowerGirl said...

Haha... That is totally gross. I suppose you've seen the Harry Potter beans, right? Yuck!

Good for Joey. You go you one testicle wonder...

Da Old Man said...

@ Flower Girl: I've seen them, never ate them.