Sunday, August 31, 2008

Men and Women Are Different. Seriously.

One of my buddies (rubba) told me his grandson is really into model trains. The little guy just turned 3, so you know he's curious, and into everything.

He was playing with his trains with grandpa, and rubba warned him to not touch the track.

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So, he licked the track. Photobucket Naturally, he got a shock. I hear this, and got the same reaction rubba had~~hysterical laughter.

When Mrs. Crotchety heard, she became upset.

And this describes how we view nearly everything. Shows like America's Home Videos, ( Country Fried Home Videos for my Arkie friends,) where at least once per show, someone gets either a whack in the naughty bits or there is some other potentially injurous event. I'm rolling, and the Mrs. worries. "Look at that poor man," she'll say. Of course, I can barely hear her because I'm laughing so loudly.

And it's the same with sitcoms and all the cartoons I watch. She focuses on the injuries (trust me, Peter Griffin and Spongebob are fine) and misses the hilarity of injuries, real or fake.

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It's not that she can't suspend belief. She's a huge Tarantino fan, and the bloodier the movie, the more she likes it. Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, any one of them, she'll watch and barely a flinch.

But have a guy stick a screwdriver in a socket, and she gets upset.

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140 comments:

MYM said...

He licked it ... lol. Made me laugh. I don't think it's a gender thing. You should meet my family ... we laugh at slapstick ... of course we're very clumsy so we spend a lot of time laughing at each other. :)

Da Old Man said...

@ Drowsey: You are rare, indeed. Most women hate slapstick. Very few 3 Stooges fans among women. Yet nearly every man loves them.

MYM said...

Yeah, but dude...the stooges aren't funny.

I'm a walking hazard, I'm hours of entertainment for my family, most of whom are women.

Anyway...really just back to see if I can get on that top commenters widget! Damn, looks like you did it all by yourself. Good boy!

Da Old Man said...

@ Drowsey: Yup. I'm getting to be master of my cyber domain. And, the Stooges are hysterical.

Unknown said...

Okay, I have to admit that, that was too funny. I think I would have peed myself if that was one of my kids.

A New Yorker said...

Dunno...'cause I laughed.

Bill said...

There are other ways men and women are different as well, but I'll let you discover that for yourself as time goes on. Funny story Old Man!!

Donnie said...

Love the Stooges. Have about 2 dozen episodes on disc. Never liked Shemp at first, but when I realized he and Moe were brothers he was cool with me.

Anonymous said...

This post illustrates many things. 1: Kids are stupid.
2: Men have a great sense of humor.
3: Men's sense of humor and children's shame at being laughed at when they do stupid things is what makes children learn not to be stupid and that's why men are the best teachers. Well, that's what I take away from it anyway.

Chat Blanc said...

slapstick not funny, people nearly electrocuting themselves hilarious! :)

Da Old Man said...

@ Dani: Same here. :)

@ Lauren: I know. How could someone not laugh when kids do stuff like that?

@ Bill: I seem to find new ones every day

@ Don: About the only Stooge I didn't like was Joe Besser

@ jd: Perfect Cliff notes for today's post, including the analysis.

Da Old Man said...

@ Chat: Hmm. Hey, are you disparaging the Stooges?

Rhonda said...

My husband and I are opposite on this one. I laugh hysterically at these "painful" situations, and he looks at me like I'm a sadist. Which I probably am. Considering.

lol

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

"So he licked the track." God help his parents when he's a teenager! HAHAHA!!!

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

PS: Nice bra ya got there on your side bar! :)

Da Old Man said...

@ Rhonda: Your husband is a lucky man

@ Olga: It is quite fetching.

Anonymous said...

I'm with Mrs Crotchety, I get upset too - but hey, the little chap might listen next time, huh? Nothing like instant retribution for disobedience.. and at least model train sets have transformers. It's not as if he's fried.

He's not fried, is he?

*Bites nails anxiously*

Unknown said...

After working in childcare, you'd think I'd side the with Mrs... but no, I think it's absolutely hilarious when people (stupidly) hurt themselves! If you don't let kids hurt themselves, they'll never learn what to avoid.

Da Old Man said...

@ jay: It's probably less than 24 watts with low amps. Kid is fine. Rubba is still chuckling.

@ Shadow: He's not going to do that again, and he will definately listen to grandpa next time.

Clarisse Teagen said...

Lol.! You oldies are always making fun of the wives aren't you !! :)

The senior uncles in my church all do that too. But.. haha.. some do get it back bad from their wives. hhaha

Da Old Man said...

@ Clarisse: It's our hobby

Unknown said...

For me it depends on the slapstick. If what happens ends up being really surprising, I can't help but laugh. But being hit in the dark side of the moon is one of those done-to-death things, so... less funny.

Alicia aka "Fashiona" said...

Yep, we are wired differently but you did destroy my hopes that men would one day "grow" out of it.

As for as Daddy being Google/ATM, you forgot to add:
-Problem solver
-Reliable shoulder to cry on
-loan forgiver:)

Anonymous said...

I think I need both of you in my life. Like the time my husband said "don't touch those battery contacts with your tongue" (like I would have thought of it if he hadn't said it) So, I did the only thing I could.....and after the tremors stopped, I yelled.

Yep. I think I need both of you in my life.

Matt said...

I am with you...I don't quite know why I enjoy the physical humiliation of others.
I may need help.

Rubba said...

He's taking after his Papa. . .

When I was still crawlin' I stuck a spoon in an outlet. . .

Unfortunately the other end was in my mouth. . lol

Da Old Man said...

@ Jenn: True, some slapstick is ovewrdone. But most of it is hilarious.

@ Curley: We never grow up. I'm always 15, according to Mrs. C.

@ Dana: LOL

@ Hypocritical One: We're just wired that way. We are so happy it's not us, we just savor the moment, because we know, deep down inside, it's a matter of time until we do something equally stupid.

@ Rubba: That explains a lot, you know.

Anonymous said...

Oh, good, I'm glad the kid isn't fried!

When I was very young, my older brother told me it would be fun to lick the business end of a battery.

I still haven't forgiven him.

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