Wednesday, November 05, 2008

Caption this for craptacular prizes

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The world's largest island, it is about 81% ice-capped


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34 comments:

Chelle Blögger said...

"God dammit, Joe, slow down!You're not speed racer!"

Kelly Ann said...

The missus wanted a red convertible.. so I got 'er one.

LL said...

"when I told grandpa to put the bag in the back and take it to town, this isn't exactly what I had in mind..."

tahtimbo said...

Redneck navigational system

Anonymous said...

"I wouldn't give you anything more than a case of Pabst for her. Take it or leave it."

Bee said...

Jimbob needed to cart ma in a separate cart due to her funky smell.

Unknown said...

"Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Jed..."


peace,
mike
livelife365

Anonymous said...

Are we there yet?

Lynn said...

Are you done reading the GPS yet?

Unknown said...

The new Lehman Brothers Shuttle Service is now open for business.

Candid Carrie said...

Although Irene had been dead for two days, Joe had no intentions of surrendering her body to the mortuary ... not as long as he could continue to use the carpool lane.

Anonymous said...

After losing the recent election, John McCain had to alter his retirement plans.


P.S. Congratulations... the U.S. has just shown way better choice in voting than Canada.

Unknown said...

Falling asleep while driving results in 22% of today's biggest road accidents.

Gianetta said...

Local business attracts new customers with new drive-thru window.

shyne said...

The little engine that could....

Chat Blanc said...

Old school backseat driving.

Anonymous said...

Shut up Martha and let me scratch these dang tickets so's we can move up to the covered wagon model.

Sandee said...

Can't you go any faster pa, I've got important things to do?

Judi said...

No Fred, please don't take me to the 'hospital'. I promise to be good from now on!

TheFLy said...

Just showin' off my trophy wife around town. Aint she a beaut'!

Matt said...

"Driving Miss Lazy"

Anonymous said...

"Zzzzzz.....zzzzzzzz"

Petra a.k.a The Wise (*Young*) Mommy said...

Get me some fries with that Joe!

Anonymous said...

Wake up you bastard before I drive this chair right up your ass!

Kirsten said...

Once his beer goggles wore off, Enis realized the error in his ways and tried to return her to the bar.

Anonymous said...

Honey! Tell her to "super-size" it!

GumbyTheCat said...

Bait purchased and safely stowed in the trailer, Joe departs for his annual bear-hunting trip.

ReformingGeek said...

"Stop your nagging Ma. I'm payin' up. We'll be back to the trailer in time for Oprah."

Marie said...

Yeah, hey there Raynelle. I need me a jar of Velveeta, 2 bags of pork rinds, a pound o’ hog maws, a dozen mountain oysters and I’ll take that there shotgun on the wall with 3 boxes o’ ammo…Earlene, what the hell else you want?

Marvel Goose said...

when ma got into the Ex-Lax®, pa would put her on the manure spreader and wait for the tank to fill up.

Lipstick said...

I vote for Chica's caption! Hilarious!!! Oh yeah, the pic is pretty funny too.

dadthedude said...

John Deere rolls out the new "pull-a-bitch" economy trailer.

just bob said...

Hurry up Earl, we gotta get to the polls to vote for McCain.

Unknown said...

Hi Joe, I'm baaack!
The one thing we could do to make Ma happy was to take her winder shopping.