Wednesday, October 29, 2008

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39 comments:

Gianetta said...

Me love you long time taken to a whole new level.

Kelly Ann said...

One man, two bottles.. poor children.

Gianetta said...

"Sure, I'll share my seat with you. Which one do you want, the one on the left or the one on the right"?

tahtimbo said...

Honestly officer, I've only had 2 beers.

TheFLy said...

During this economic plunge, AIG shareholders have started collecting their piss in bottles, as an insurance policy.

Unknown said...

This butt's for you.


peace,
mike
livelife365

Anonymous said...

Oh yeah? People didn't think bottled water would sell, either.

Anonymous said...

"You know, that Dasani always did taste a little off..."

Anonymous said...

"no, i didn't see the stool a few feet to my left."

Unknown said...

It's better than rearing back and sitting on my thumb!

ktales said...

Seriously, adding a little flavor makes it last longer and boy does it taste great.

A New Yorker said...

Piss in piss out.

Don't Feed The Pixies said...

Glassy the dwarf-boy gets his head stuck in bizarre not-looking-where-he's-sitting accident?

~*~Shadow.Kat~*~ said...

As Johnny was getting ready to lift his legs and demonstrate the balancing part of his act, spectators looked away for fear of seeing poor Johnny fall flat.

Rubba said...

99 bottles of beer up my ass. . .
99 bottle of beeeeeeeeeer. . .

Rubba said...

s^

Rubba said...

It's a catheter . . .
It's a couch . . .
It's a catheter . . .
It's a couch . . .
:-)

Rubba said...

NOOOOOO!!!
I said I'd give you two dollars for the ship in a bottle!!!

Rubba said...

Do these bottles make my ass look fat?. . .

Someone had to say it . .

Unknown said...

"Bottoms up!"

Unknown said...

Just sitting here taking the piss.

Rubba said...

Can I buy you a Hiney-ken?

eve cleveland said...

"Look, Ma...No hands!"
Eve

Chat Blanc said...

The 2 for 1 special, is extra special actually.

Candid Carrie said...

Tastes great.

Less filling.

Candid Carrie said...

My name is Juan and I am here to say

That a bottle fell out of my ass today

And I sat back down when it was done

Whoa I popped out another one

Now I've got a collection of two

I'm a giving guy. One's for me, one's for you.

Candid Carrie said...

One of these things is not like the other

One of these things just doesn't belong

Can you guess which is beer and which is urine

By the time my song is done.

Gianetta said...

I hate these foregin countries, you never can find a bathroom when you need too.

Gianetta said...

All right, which one of youze guys said "Duck".

Gianetta said...

Mu Chong Dong has discovered that he is definitely a two-fisted drinker.

Bradley said...

I give up. Too many good ones already spoken for.

ReformingGeek said...

"I've got your beer. Don't worry about it. Go ahead and try to jump the shark one more time."

Matt said...

Me Chinese, me play joke, me put pee-pee in your coke.

Rubba said...

There's a clink in my Chink. . :-0

Chelle Blögger said...

"When these tumors are removed no one will even notice me..."

Anonymous said...

Onlookers are apparently uninterested as Long Wong Dong models the latest fashion accessory --testicular jewelry.

GumbyTheCat said...

I (unofficially, of course) vote for Matt. Too freakin' funny. I'm not even gonna bother submitting after that one.

Unknown said...

For the price of $19.99, you too can have the "new age bottle/testicle system". If you are like most men and find testicle chaffing irritable, then purchase my product. It's simple. Just fill the very deceitful bottles full of water. Drink the bottles through out the day but make sure you save some for later..Now when you need to sit, simply shove the bottles under each ass cheek. This will perform the very natural, very anatomical ball swing. The cold effects of the water will reduce inflammation and ta da...no more ball chaffing..but as an added bonus ...for an extra $10.00 we can give you the gallon size, for our men with the bigger butts.

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